I didn't think you had any chest hair, Stagey!
Can you talk like Joaquin Phoenix?
Stagey, being overbearing doesn't automatically make you a bear. Or a bro.
AH!
I'm usually really good with grammar, especially with the whole "she" and "her" thing.
Oops.
Didn't you guys ever read Berenstain Bears? Too-Tall was the bully who picked on Brother Bear.
I've always thought of you more as Baby Beaw.
Why is that?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Yay! I got shoes in the mail!
And I'm dressed to kill right now.
so, who cares that I got rejected from Nazareth? I have SHOES and I'm prepped to sing my heart out tonight!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
What are you singing?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
MARY POPPINS!!!
I love Julie Andrews.
We're doing "Spoonfull of Sugar" and "Superhoweveryouspellit."
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Or you can say it backwards, which is suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Guess what, DGG.
My costume class was cancelled!! I'll be at your audition. I haven't gotten exact positions yet. I was told I may be runner...but I asked to be MT monitor. That's the person that collects headshots and your monologue/music lists paper thing...and we introduce you .
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Exactly, Stagey.
Yay Robbie! I'm excited!
I checked all of my audition requirements today. You need a headshot and resume, right? Do I need a "Why I Want to go to Hartt" statement, too?
My mom goes "I'm surprised this kid even wants to meet you after talking to you."
As you can tell, she's ultra supportive.
I'm here! Strike up the band!
And in response to the pages and pages I missed...
Matty: You're my favorite!
Taz and D2 and Jaily: I HATE YOU... but not really, because regardless of what was said, you're still talking about me and I like attention.
Stagey: Were you referring to the song with the detachable penis comment? If so, I love that song! If not... I still love that song!
Everyone else: Umm... hi!
You mean this song?
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
It's almost your life story.
Oh, silly darling...you know I only say these horrible things because I don't really mean them. :)
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Yep, headshot/resume.
Two contrasting songs...make sure thy're cut: 16 or 32 bars. They get a little antsy if they're not!
You don't need a statement unless you want to. They'll maybe read it and perhaps say something to you regarding your statement.
Remember, possible sight singing or cold reading. It's a scene from PROOF! You'll have a senior MT reading with you!
Dance is before!! There will be food. Bagels, fruit, coffee, water bottles, and tea!
You will be given time to warm up before you go in, but do so anyways before you get here!
This is what I recommend you do, it's what my friend did when she auditioned about 3 weeks ago. Wear your tights and leotard under your dress so you can change quickly. The dance will take about an hour! You'll do some barre work. I think across the floor. Maybe an adaggio. You'll also do a jazz combo. The last one they did was West Side Story. But earlier in the auditions they did a dance to a Britney Spears song. So just be ready. Once you get in there, stretch!!! Ralph is always watching, this is what he told us!!!
I'm wondering if there's anything else I can think of...
howdy. BWW decided to die for an hour or so.
Where'd Jesus go?
Shia likes grapes.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Awww...Shia...CoCo loves carrots!!!
My cat likes Wheat Thins.
I ain't got no pets.
Well, my cat is in Tennessee.
We gave Shia small pieces of carrot and he didn't like it at all. He does like sliced apples, though. He loves rice! We're always sure to cook him some when we have rice for dinner (we're so Asian!). His tail wags and he goes nuts.
We gave Shia small pieces of carrot and he didn't like it at all. He does like sliced apples, though. He loves rice! We're always sure to cook him some when we have rice for dinner (we're so Asian!). His tail wags and he goes nuts.
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