Is That You In Your Avatar - Sweet Sixteen! — Page 135

I didn't think you had any chest hair, Stagey!

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Stagey, being overbearing doesn't automatically make you a bear. Or a bro.

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Didn't you guys ever read Berenstain Bears? Too-Tall was the bully who picked on Brother Bear.

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Why is that?

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What are you singing?

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Or you can say it backwards, which is suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus.

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Exactly, Stagey.



Yay Robbie! I'm excited!

I checked all of my audition requirements today. You need a headshot and resume, right? Do I need a "Why I Want to go to Hartt" statement, too?


My mom goes "I'm surprised this kid even wants to meet you after talking to you."


As you can tell, she's ultra supportive.

You mean this song?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.


It's almost your life story.

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Yep, headshot/resume.

Two contrasting songs...make sure thy're cut: 16 or 32 bars. They get a little antsy if they're not!

You don't need a statement unless you want to. They'll maybe read it and perhaps say something to you regarding your statement.

Remember, possible sight singing or cold reading. It's a scene from PROOF! You'll have a senior MT reading with you!

Dance is before!! There will be food. Bagels, fruit, coffee, water bottles, and tea!

You will be given time to warm up before you go in, but do so anyways before you get here!

This is what I recommend you do, it's what my friend did when she auditioned about 3 weeks ago. Wear your tights and leotard under your dress so you can change quickly. The dance will take about an hour! You'll do some barre work. I think across the floor. Maybe an adaggio. You'll also do a jazz combo. The last one they did was West Side Story. But earlier in the auditions they did a dance to a Britney Spears song. So just be ready. Once you get in there, stretch!!! Ralph is always watching, this is what he told us!!!

I'm wondering if there's anything else I can think of...

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Where'd Jesus go?

Shia likes grapes.

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My cat likes Wheat Thins.

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Well, my cat is in Tennessee.

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We gave Shia small pieces of carrot and he didn't like it at all. He does like sliced apples, though. He loves rice! We're always sure to cook him some when we have rice for dinner (we're so Asian!). His tail wags and he goes nuts.

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