Crap! Speaking of the fifth grade, it's my little sister's birthday! Thanks for the reminder, shameless.
I can't argue with that.
*smacks Jaily, then pinches his butt*
And what a delicious firm butt it is...
I noticed.
Like so, so, so many have before you.
I keep it that way for a reason, sugarlips.
Shamey, I keep thinking you're Deet.
Well, I didn't get THAT good of a look.
Hey boys!
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Can't handle the hotness, baby?
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No, but if I had stayed, the room would have caught fire.
I had your safety in mind.
Greetings from potty world.
I wanna have a dramatic death, like being burned at the stake à la Joan of Arc.
The rest of us would like that, too, darlingissima.
Kiss kiss.
Amber, most people just take a magazine, book or newspaper in the bathroom with them.
I say we all go out like heath. naked and in bed.
... and grasping a telephone. Wait, that was Marilyn.
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I am a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
who ever plucked a mother pheasant.
Best tongue-twister EVER!!!
Oh, I've had my tongue twisted by way better things than that.....
My fave is:
Eighty-eight great apes ate eight grapes
I have to sit here for a half hour hoping this kid will pee. I wish I had a magazine.
Turn on the water and talk about Niagra Falls.
sounds like a typical saturday night for some people I know.
Why are you making him pee if he doesn't have to?
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