Is That You In Your Avatar - Sweet Sixteen! — Page 43

#1051

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:14pm

Crap! Speaking of the fifth grade, it's my little sister's birthday! Thanks for the reminder, shameless.

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1052

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:15pm

I can't argue with that.

*smacks Jaily, then pinches his butt*

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1053

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:16pm

And what a delicious firm butt it is...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1054

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:19pm

I noticed.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1055

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:20pm

Like so, so, so many have before you.

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1056

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:21pm

I keep it that way for a reason, sugarlips.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1057

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:21pm

Shamey, I keep thinking you're Deet.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#1058

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:21pm

Well, I didn't get THAT good of a look.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1059

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:40pm

Hey boys!

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1060

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:48pm

*comes in*


*leaves*

#1061

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:52pm

Can't handle the hotness, baby?

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1062

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:53pm

No, but if I had stayed, the room would have caught fire.



I had your safety in mind.

#1063

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:56pm

Greetings from potty world.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1064

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:59pm

I wanna have a dramatic death, like being burned at the stake à la Joan of Arc.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#1065

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:02pm

The rest of us would like that, too, darlingissima.

Kiss kiss.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1066

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:02pm

Amber, most people just take a magazine, book or newspaper in the bathroom with them.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1067

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:04pm

I say we all go out like heath. naked and in bed.

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....but the world goes 'round

#1068

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:08pm

... and grasping a telephone. Wait, that was Marilyn.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#1069

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:08pm

I am a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
who ever plucked a mother pheasant.

Best tongue-twister EVER!!!

#1070

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:10pm

Oh, I've had my tongue twisted by way better things than that.....

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....but the world goes 'round

#1071

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:11pm

My fave is:

Eighty-eight great apes ate eight grapes

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#1072

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:12pm

I have to sit here for a half hour hoping this kid will pee. I wish I had a magazine.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1073

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:13pm

Turn on the water and talk about Niagra Falls.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1074

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:14pm

sounds like a typical saturday night for some people I know.

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....but the world goes 'round

#1075

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:15pm

Why are you making him pee if he doesn't have to?

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia