where is the happy housewife anyway?
Yes for bananas in fruit salads when they're made in that southern style (you know, with sour cream).
But I also love just a simple mix of strawberries and bananas.
Okay, now THAT'S the real Stagey.
Hey hookers. I am on a little buh-reak.
What y'all up to?
sex talk
Knowing Austin, he's either
a. Playing with or making something for Shia
b. Cooking
c. Thinking of ideas for screenplays and not writing them
d. Spending time at Ivan's office
or e. all of the above.
And Stagey, I don't own a dildo. I don't need to, I can get the real thing whenever I want it.
The usual, Amber.
but sometimes you just don't need the hassle of another person.
Scott, we'll get to that later.
I don't like to be salacious in front of the children.
You keep eating those tortilla chips, Scott, you may need one. Soon.
Brag, why dontcha! Those of us who have passed our expiration date take what we can, be it man or machine.
I have an uncontrollable urge to leap up and sing "Past My Prime".
Hassle? Multiple pairs of handcuffs, a blindfold, and plenty of things to gag them with say that I can take care of any hassle I might encounter.
Leap up? I have to wait until this electric recliner stands me up.
Scottysam is a big fat tease.
No, but two outta three ain't bad.
His brother Orga, on the other hand...
fat tease?
There are certain appendages which benefit from extra girth.
I was going to respond to that, taz, but I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and got distracted by how skinny and adorable I am, so I forgot what I was going to say. Oh well!
Part of me really wants to be like "Oh, that kid...what a funny little thing he is", but then I'm all "No, he's totally serious."
Hee... perhaps we'll never know.
Scott is very cute. I would've had a huge crush on him in the 5th grade.
Not that some of us care.
Nobody is sexier than you, Shamey.
*grabs a boob*
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