#1026
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:26pm
where is the happy housewife anyway?
....but the world goes 'round
Is That You In Your Avatar - Sweet Sixteen! — Page 42
#1027
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:26pm
Yes for bananas in fruit salads when they're made in that southern style (you know, with sour cream).
But I also love just a simple mix of strawberries and bananas.
But I also love just a simple mix of strawberries and bananas.
#1028
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:27pm
Okay, now THAT'S the real Stagey.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1029
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:27pm
Hey hookers. I am on a little buh-reak.
What y'all up to?
What y'all up to?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#1030
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:28pm
sex talk
....but the world goes 'round
#1031
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:30pm
Knowing Austin, he's either
a. Playing with or making something for Shia
b. Cooking
c. Thinking of ideas for screenplays and not writing them
d. Spending time at Ivan's office
or e. all of the above.
And Stagey, I don't own a dildo. I don't need to, I can get the real thing whenever I want it.
a. Playing with or making something for Shia
b. Cooking
c. Thinking of ideas for screenplays and not writing them
d. Spending time at Ivan's office
or e. all of the above.
And Stagey, I don't own a dildo. I don't need to, I can get the real thing whenever I want it.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#1032
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:30pm
The usual, Amber.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1033
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:31pm
but sometimes you just don't need the hassle of another person.
....but the world goes 'round
#1034
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:31pm
Scott, we'll get to that later.
I don't like to be salacious in front of the children.
I don't like to be salacious in front of the children.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1035
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:32pm
You keep eating those tortilla chips, Scott, you may need one. Soon.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1036
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:32pm
Brag, why dontcha! Those of us who have passed our expiration date take what we can, be it man or machine.
#1037
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:33pm
I have an uncontrollable urge to leap up and sing "Past My Prime".
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1038
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:34pm
Hassle? Multiple pairs of handcuffs, a blindfold, and plenty of things to gag them with say that I can take care of any hassle I might encounter.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#1039
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:34pm
Leap up? I have to wait until this electric recliner stands me up.
#1040
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:36pm
Scottysam is a big fat tease.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1041
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:37pm
No, but two outta three ain't bad.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#1042
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:38pm
His brother Orga, on the other hand...
#1043
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:38pm
fat tease?
....but the world goes 'round
#1044
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:39pm
There are certain appendages which benefit from extra girth.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1045
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:53pm
I was going to respond to that, taz, but I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and got distracted by how skinny and adorable I am, so I forgot what I was going to say. Oh well!
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#1046
Posted: 2/5/08 at 2:54pm
Part of me really wants to be like "Oh, that kid...what a funny little thing he is", but then I'm all "No, he's totally serious."
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1047
Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:03pm
Hee... perhaps we'll never know.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#1048
Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:04pm
Scott is very cute. I would've had a huge crush on him in the 5th grade.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#1049
Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:05pm
Not that some of us care.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#1050
Posted: 2/5/08 at 3:14pm
Nobody is sexier than you, Shamey.
*grabs a boob*
*grabs a boob*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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