Is That You In Your Avatar - Sweet Sixteen! — Page 44

#1076

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:17pm

Because, if he's anything like my nieces, he'll have to pee as soon as there is no bathroom around.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1077

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:17pm

jersey will decide whether or not he has to pee.

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....but the world goes 'round

#1078

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:23pm

I once watched this French-Canadian movie called LEOLO and the father monitors his children's bathroom usage. He insists that a bowel movement a day keeps the doctor away. Except there's this fat sister they kept locked in the basement or attic (can't remember which), where she does nothing but collect bugs in jars. Well, Léolo doesn't like to take craps, so he trades his sister bugs for her SH*T in order to fool their father.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#1079

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:23pm

Because he's 4 1/2, has autism, no language and has no way to tell us he has to go. The only way to teach him appropriate behavior is to put him on a crazy schedule of thirty minutes off the potty fifteen minutes on and reward him like crazy if he goes.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1080

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:24pm

SM, you're confusing fantasy and real life again.

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....but the world goes 'round

#1081

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:25pm

That was going to be my next guess.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1082

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:31pm

Now we are watching a sesame street DVD and En Vogue is on! Stop the madness.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1083

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:36pm

Stop the madness...

No, silly...free your mind! (I have it on good word that the rest will follow.)

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#1084

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:38pm

thirty minutes off the potty fifteen minutes on

Sounds like this stomach flu I'm home sick with.

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#1085

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:40pm

TMI PJ

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1086

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 4:58pm

OMG!

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~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1087

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:00pm

WHAT?!

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....but the world goes 'round

#1088

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:00pm

I got so excited I double posted!

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Updated On: 2/5/08 at 05:00 PM

#1089

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:01pm

Oh, and taz, in the end the entire family winds up in a mental institution, straightjackets and all.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#1090

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:05pm

I could have figured that out on my own.

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....but the world goes 'round

#1091

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:07pm

Straitjackets are SUPER slimming! Everyone should have one.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1092

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:07pm

Straightjackets? That's kinda hot.

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1093

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:08pm

only if their rubber

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#1094

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:09pm

Ivan's off today, so we're working on our musical.
We're going through the outline and putting in songs. WOO!

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1095

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:14pm

"Their?" For shame, taz.

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1096

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:18pm

oops, mi mestake!

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....but the world goes 'round

#1097

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:21pm

Is 23 a good number?

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1098

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:21pm

"mestake"

Is that a type of 'shroom?

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#1099

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:24pm

"Ms Take" is such a good song.
By the Fags, of course.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1100

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/5/08 at 5:26pm

雌たけ

mesu take

is like saying "female(animal) mushroom" or "bitchshroom."

it makes no sense. :) however, funny.

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Updated On: 2/5/08 at 05:26 PM