Stagey, I've checked, they're not in my freezer.
And yet someone's shoe was. Curious.
Ah, I know that person. Every time he comes over, he gets cold feet.
(rim shot)
Maybe Boobs took them to Singapore with him?
You do realize I had to thaw it out.
Thanks, Calvin!
Well it wasn't mine...they wouldn't fit.
Please don't tell me you thawed it out in my microwave.
Or my oven.
It's not metal, Deet.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Hahaha...I like to eat the olives from martinis
Personally, I don't know why you're fretting SM. It's My Fair Lady after all.
Blasphemy! It's only the best musical. Ever.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Ew...green olives are yucky.
Black ones are yummy, though!
3...2...1...
Green olives are god's own food, you heathen!!
Ewww, Stagey, I told you not to tell me.
*heads to buy a new microwave*
Better make that martini extra strong, Jaily, Robbie, both of you.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
I like both!!
But thanks DGG, I'll remember not to take you anywhere that serves green olives. This must be the perfect date!
I like green olives. Especially in a drink.
What size is the shoe? I could probably wear it. My feet are pretty small for my height.
My roommate makes the NASTIEST martinis once. He just takes pure vodka and pours in a little olive juice. That's not even a martini. It's a...well, an abomination.
Deetini, I don't know how to make them any other way.
I mean, have we MET? Hello!
why not just drink the vodka straight Cal?
I know Jaily, but I didn't want Robbie to feel singled out, if you know what I mean.
I prefer green olives, too, especially with pimiento. Black olives are only good as finger puppets.
With the first sip, I was about ready to recreate the Mrs. Tottendale/Underling scene, I tell ya.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Isn't that called a dirty martini?? Vodka with olive juice?!
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