What does Stagey have tickets for?
My Fair Lady
(yuck)
Yes, it is, and that is ALL I drink.
However, there is an ART to preparing a martini of ANY stripe, and let me tell you, my young fresh little popkin...pourin' vodka in a glass and dumping some olive juice in ain't it.
One-way flight to Lesbos on Virgin Atlantic.
A vermouthless dirty martini, yes.
And they have to be beyond ice cold.
I just LOVE Greece!
I hate vermouth in my martinis, but you at LEAST need to wipe a drop or three around the inside of the glass, for god's sake!
I mean, REALLY!
Wait a minute. LESBOS, Stagey?
So you are hooking up with Rath! What a cute little couple - like sexual salt and pepper shakers.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Is it ok to be a college student and only gotten drunk once?!
Which is wich, Deet?
It's a waste of perfectly good vodka to make a half-assed martini!
And Robbie, yes. Life will afford you plenty of opportunities to catch up.
One night hanging out with me oughta do the trick.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Hahaha...let me guess Jaily, you're going to roofie (sp) my drink...?!
You're the pepper, Stagey.
That's a lie! Jaily, I spent a night with you and I didn't even get buzzed.
As good as Jaily is, Stagey, there's not much he can do with Diet Coke.
Or am I underestimating you, Jaily?
Tremendously.
Regular diet coke or caffeine-free?
I think it was even a generic brand.
Well then Stagey, the problem must be within you. You may be, I'm sorry to say, a buzz-killer.
Big K Brand Diet Cola?
Don't tell, Tink.
Generic!?!
It was the real thing, baby!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
I love Diet Coke...
you know, once I sent in my matriculation forms and stuff for the Hartt schools, at the beginning of summer around May 1st. They sent all of us MT freshman majors (24 of us) letter saying to lay off trans fats!
When I see Hartt I think Hogwarts, for some reason.
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