Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Hahaha good point Taz.
My mom tried it with me, actually. Didn't so much.
The thing about the gym is getting into the habit of going. I don't mind it that much! I go with friends and it becomes a social event, but I'm still getting the workout.
Plus I dance, so that's my main work out!!!
I remember going to a Halloween party at a senior MTs house and on their fridge, with a white erase board marked, they drew a little stick figure with a bubble saying, "You're fat!"
Hahaha...
lol. Dance majors are so obsessed with their weight.
so there are upsides to being rhythmically challenged...who knew!
I just wanna get laid more. That's my real motivation...
God, aren't I just DEEP?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Hahaha...
MTs are too. During end of the year evaluations, if the faculty thinks you're fat they'll tell you to loose weight.
It's the life of an actor. They tell us it's all about our image.
Funny story, as I explained before, we all have to take a shuttle to the other campus for dance. This means we take it with the dance majors as well. Well, one cold morning, one of the dance majors was talking to her friend on the phone. All the while the shuttle was pulling out and headed to the other campus. The girl in the phone was worried because she missed the shuttle. Obviously the girl on the bus was trying to keep her sane and out of nowhere I hear, "It's ok, just throw it up, we all do it anyways!"
I kind of just stared then looked away...
"Dance majors are so obsessed with their weight."
I wonder if scott's a dancer.
My suggestion for getting a six pack is inheriting your mother's metabolism, which allows you to eat as much as you want and stay tiny. It worked for me and I highly recommend it.
Akiva
You should hear some of the stories from when I was at Juilliard and had to live with two ballet students.
Gurl...
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
I don't think I could inherit anything of my mothers! hahaha she eating anything green and one meal a day. As unhealthy as that sounds, she's practically a size zero and looks as if she hasn't aged a day. She's turning 50 in April!
I guess I could eat soup and or a cube of cheese for the rest of my...maybe...perhaps...ok, not really
What a daily diet of lettuce, 1 chicken breast, 10 glasses of water, running 5 miles, and consuming a ridiculous amount of ephedrine can do for you.
Thanks Taz. The Alt Keycodes thing doesn't work for me, though, because I don't have a number keypad to the right of my keyboard. Just the one across the top.
5 miles a day?
What's ephedrine?
Yes, a day.
You may be the first person I have ever met who doesn't know what ephedra is!! Gurl!!!
ONLY the most fierce diet-pill ingredient on earth (well, not counting Phentermine or methamphetamine, but Phen is too hard to get and meth just RUINS a girl's visage!). Ephedra comes from a chinese plant, and SERIOUSLY jacks up your metabolism, heart rate, and is very thermogenic. It also WRECKS your appetite.
Yesterday at the gym, there was a frighteningly frail girl on the elliptical. She had to weigh about 90 pounds and was thrashing so hard on the machine -- more than 100 full rpm, I would guess -- that it was about to tip over, and it looked like the force of the hand bars was about to snap her twiggy arms in half.
I don't know what was scarier. Seeing her, or realizing that -- deep down -- I wanted to BE her.
Google is your friend, Foster.
http://www.google.com/
Is ephedra still legal?
Kind of. The FDA banned it, but then they adjusted the ruling last March to state that products containing ephedra could contain no more than 10mg of it (which is ASS, because the good stuff always had at LEAST 25.)
Fortunately, the magic of the internet has made the old-school stuff readily available to those of us who know where to look.
ahhhh ephedra....
*gasp*
Maybe I should get some of the legal stuff.
I couldn't take that. It would send me into an anxiety attack.
And then I'd need to take a couple of xanax to counteract it.
Having been steeped in caffeine since I was about 5, I can totally handle it. :-P
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Heya!
Hey pookybear!! *hug*
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Thanks, I think.
I'll PM if I can.
Taz, where's this package of yours? (No sick jokes please, people...)
*Taps foot impatiently like the bitch he is*
*taps with linnie*
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