Akiva, you and I both know that that was only one of many fantasies that you and I have shared in our long and...interesting relationship.
But if you REALLY want the gerbil back...
(I need the duct tape, though. Don't ask.)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.