Soapy dear!
My friend once tried to teach the tecniques of giving head via a banana. probably one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed.
Did you eat the banana afterward?
no no
I should give you the notes from the seminar on fellatio that I gave several years ago in San Francisco for all of my female friends/colleagues.
There was a demonstration.
It was not a banana.
Plantain?
Hardly. It's legendary!
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From an attendee:
Lauren
10/15/2005 8:28 pm
* There are not enough adjectives to adequately describe just how brilliant and fabulous Josh is. His musical talent is extraordinary, and he makes a phenomenal singing duet partner (athough dammit, *I'm* supposed to be the soprano!!).
Without Josh, I never would have heard of Badgley Mischka, let alone tried on one of their exquisite gowns--and subseqently get the zipper stuck, forcing me to wiggle like a contortionist to get it off me before the Neiman Marcus department lady found out and a)chased both me and Josh out of the store, b)made me sell one of several vital organs to cover the $15,000 price tag, or c)both.
I also would never have known about KMS haircare products (or how many samples could fit into a Monroe bureau drawer!). And I have absolutely no comments about that workshop Josh taught, other than it was very informative and Rick is very grateful.
Big kisses for Josh--he's my hero!
Did you film it for posteriority?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
Wow. The Little Mermaid really does suck, doesn't it?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Well, DGG, I did offer to be Jack. It is a dream role, although I don't really think I do high school theatre anymore! I've moved onto bigger and better things!!
"The Little Mermaid really does suck, doesn't it?"
The pictures suck. I haven't seen any footage.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
Hey Nits! I bought the OBCR on iTunes last night. Figured it would be worth a shot at 8 bucks, but I'm wholly unimpressed.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
I think it's fun!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
Ehh. I don't know what I keep expecting from these Disney shows, but in the end, I always end up liking the songs I already know from the movie and not enjoying the new ones.
Hey Mauri!
I like the B&TB and TLK OBCRs. I haven't listened to TLM in full, but we own Tarzan (one of Ivan's purchases) and it's okay. Nothing brilliant. It cracks me up how Jenn says, "I know you" in one of the earlier songs. It's crazy.
I haven't listened to Mary Poppins, either.
Am I missing anything?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
I LOVE HER VOICE. I've actually got the sheet music and plan on taking it into a voice lesson to sing. I also kind of love the IF ONLY quartet.
*gives Robbie a Pretty Little Flower*
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
I owned Mary Poppins for about two years before I got around to listening to it. Haven't given it a second listen since. Of course, that film has never been one of my favorites either.
I used to watch TLM on a daily basis as a kid. I wanted to be the voice of a Disney character when I grew up.
Jaily, you're being modest again.
I watched Cinderella every day growing up. I was always amazed at her transformation. I'd rewind it and fast forward it and ah, I thought she was a gorgeous princess and I wanted to be just like her.
I can't help if it I'm people's hero! :-P
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
I always liked "So This Is Love" from that one.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
Hahaha Jaily...you made my day!
I need to start working. I woke up late.
And voila...our first Inside Joke™!
*high-fives the Robster*
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/06
*high-fives Jaily*
I love inside jokes...
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