I'm confused...so I am just going to point at someone else.
Bringing up the Fruit By The Foot topic, I LOVED that when I was younger. It was the most fun thing ever. I used to roll it out during lunch and swing it around and it was probably nasty and disgusting from the lunch room air but then I ate it and the lunch ladies always yelled at me.
Speaking of lunch ladies, why do we call them that? I mean, are there any lunch MEN?
The course of true love never did run smooth.