#2976
Posted: 4/11/07 at 11:48am
On business, keep in mind. I'll be wearing a suit, not a speedo. 
Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3! — Page 120
#2977
Posted: 4/11/07 at 11:49am
I'll be back from Europe by then, so I'll be there.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2978
Posted: 4/11/07 at 11:50am
Hate you too.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2979
Posted: 4/11/07 at 11:51am
Cal, I bet you look sexy in a suit.
....but the world goes 'round
#2980
Posted: 4/11/07 at 11:57am
He looks even better out of one.
BTW, Cal, you left that blue tie at my apartment.
BTW, Cal, you left that blue tie at my apartment.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#2981
Posted: 4/11/07 at 11:58am
I told you -- I don't think I can wear it in public again after what we did with it.
#2982
Posted: 4/11/07 at 11:59am
Oooooohhhhh!
We all learned from Monica that some stains can not be removed from blue clothing.
We all learned from Monica that some stains can not be removed from blue clothing.
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 4/11/07 at 11:59 AM
#2983
Posted: 4/11/07 at 12:52pm
Leon, meanwhile, was fuming that the producers were second-guessing his casting. They called McDonald a "regional theater actress" (her four Tony Awards notwithstanding) and were trying to replace her with either Whitney Houston or Beyoncé.
!!!OH, HELL TO THE NO!!! It's oooon now!!!
!!!OH, HELL TO THE NO!!! It's oooon now!!!
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
-best12bars
"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
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-best12bars
"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
-skibumb5290
#2984
Posted: 4/11/07 at 12:57pm
Well, I've just had a very productive writing session. FOUR WHOLE LINES! A good day.
Now off to the anima... I mean my students for another three hours of tortu... I mean stimulating learning. Yeah, that's it. Stimulating learning. Good.
'later!
Now off to the anima... I mean my students for another three hours of tortu... I mean stimulating learning. Yeah, that's it. Stimulating learning. Good.
'later!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2985
Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:34pm
That's the spirit D2!
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
-best12bars
"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
-skibumb5290
-best12bars
"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
-skibumb5290
#2986
Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:35pm
Whitney Houston would work better in another of Audra's past roles. Like the one in "Sweeney Todd."
#2987
Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:38pm
As if she could lift a tuba.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2988
Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:40pm
Not Lovett, silly! A crazed woman, brain-damaged from a purchase at the apothecary years ago, who shuffles about shrieking inappropriate things to strangers only to eventually be done in by her own husband. Somehow, I think Whitney could handle that part.
#2989
Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:41pm
That does make more sense, thanks.
I thought Audra was a bit young to have played Mrs. L., but you never know with those regional productions!
I thought Audra was a bit young to have played Mrs. L., but you never know with those regional productions!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 4/11/07 at 02:41 PM
#2990
Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:42pm
She'd be thinkin' a whole different thing during "Smoke, smoke, sign of the devil, sign of the devil!"
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#2991
Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:43pm
DOODER!!!!!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#2992
Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:43pm
DOODLE??????
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2993
Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:51pm
TheActr97, That avatar makes me smile.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#2994
Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:21pm
Those producers are morons! But just for ****s and giggles, here is a prospective cast list I'm sending them:
Big Daddy-Cedric The Entertiner
Maggie-Lil Kim
Brick-Ice Cube
Big Momma-Monique
What do you think?
Big Daddy-Cedric The Entertiner
Maggie-Lil Kim
Brick-Ice Cube
Big Momma-Monique
What do you think?
....but the world goes 'round
#2995
Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:24pm
Perfect! The title will be
MONIQUE'S PHAT CAT.
MONIQUE'S PHAT CAT.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2996
Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:27pm
I know I've changed my avatar a lot since yesterday, but gosh darn it... Fabian Richard is gorgeous. Gorgeous! I wish I could see the French production of Cabaret... but I don't have the funds to do so. Oh well, that's not stopping me from ordering the cast recording.
Ya'll go on back to what you were discussing.
Ya'll go on back to what you were discussing.
"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
#2997
Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:28pm
Perfect! Tennessee Williams in Ebonics!
....but the world goes 'round
#2998
Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:32pm
I want props for my title, dammit!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2999
Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:33pm
props to Rath for her very ghetto title.
....but the world goes 'round
#3000
Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:34pm
Thank you.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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