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#3001

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Posted: 4/11/07 at 12:52pm

Leon, meanwhile, was fuming that the producers were second-guessing his casting. They called McDonald a "regional theater actress" (her four Tony Awards notwithstanding) and were trying to replace her with either Whitney Houston or Beyoncé.

!!!OH, HELL TO THE NO!!! It's oooon now!!!

"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
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"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
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#3002

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 12:57pm

Well, I've just had a very productive writing session. FOUR WHOLE LINES! A good day.

Now off to the anima... I mean my students for another three hours of tortu... I mean stimulating learning. Yeah, that's it. Stimulating learning. Good.

'later!

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3003

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:34pm

That's the spirit D2!

"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
-best12bars

"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
-skibumb5290

#3004

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:35pm

Whitney Houston would work better in another of Audra's past roles. Like the one in "Sweeney Todd."

#3005

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:38pm

As if she could lift a tuba.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3006

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:40pm

Not Lovett, silly! A crazed woman, brain-damaged from a purchase at the apothecary years ago, who shuffles about shrieking inappropriate things to strangers only to eventually be done in by her own husband. Somehow, I think Whitney could handle that part.

#3007

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:41pm

That does make more sense, thanks.

I thought Audra was a bit young to have played Mrs. L., but you never know with those regional productions!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 4/11/07 at 02:41 PM

#3008

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:42pm

She'd be thinkin' a whole different thing during "Smoke, smoke, sign of the devil, sign of the devil!"

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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#3009

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:43pm

DOODER!!!!!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3010

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:43pm

DOODLE??????

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3011

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 2:51pm

TheActr97, That avatar makes me smile.

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#3012

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:21pm

Those producers are morons! But just for ****s and giggles, here is a prospective cast list I'm sending them:

Big Daddy-Cedric The Entertiner
Maggie-Lil Kim
Brick-Ice Cube
Big Momma-Monique

What do you think?

....but the world goes 'round

#3013

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:24pm

Perfect! The title will be

MONIQUE'S PHAT CAT.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3014

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:27pm

I know I've changed my avatar a lot since yesterday, but gosh darn it... Fabian Richard is gorgeous. Gorgeous! I wish I could see the French production of Cabaret... but I don't have the funds to do so. Oh well, that's not stopping me from ordering the cast recording.

Ya'll go on back to what you were discussing.

"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who

"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables

#3015

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:28pm

Perfect! Tennessee Williams in Ebonics!

....but the world goes 'round

#3016

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:32pm

I want props for my title, dammit!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3017

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:33pm

props to Rath for her very ghetto title.

....but the world goes 'round

#3018

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:34pm

Thank you.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3019

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:36pm

Why don't they just do it as a movie, instead, and let Eddie Murphy play all the roles?

#3020

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:36pm

I bow to you, sir.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3021

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:38pm

Klump on a Hot Tin Roof, we'd call it.

Updated On: 4/11/07 at 03:38 PM

#3022

No.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:39pm

Well, that should earn him an Oscar at least

....but the world goes 'round

#3023

Blow me.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:45pm

I would love to see Tennessee Williams in ebonics. It would be HYSTERICAL.

Shooze...I know dat's right, gurl. Haaaaay...

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3024

Blow me.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:47pm

I KNOW you ain' been callin' MAH keeds no no-neck monstahs.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3025

Blow me.

Posted: 4/11/07 at 3:52pm

You besta hold my gold bitch (takes off earrings), we gonna get funky up in here!

....but the world goes 'round

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