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#4076

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:01am

Jaily, M-K called looking for tips.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#4077

Avatar picture and stuff..is it really me?

Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:02am

Tell her to tear up a napkin into small strips, and whenever she's hungry, to eat those instead of food.

Works like a CHARM!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#4078

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:03am

Oh yeah, the Supermodel Fiber Diet.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#4079

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:03am

Napkins are too heavy. Try toilet paper. It melts in your mouth like cotton candy.

#4080

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:04am

20 pounds in three weeks? that sounds healthy. sign me up! PM me that website again, please.

turtleneck, rath? lucky for you we have extra winter this year...

XING
PED

#4081

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:05am

The website is proana.com, Robb.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#4082

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:05am

that's not a real site.

XING
PED

#4083

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:06am

I'd go to the gym a lot more often if the exercise equipment allowed me to post at the same time. Leave this place for a few hours and whoa! the whole world changes!

I can just see me on the treadmill - I don't know which would be moving faster: my legs or my fingers.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4084

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:07am

linnie's mom.

(That's my last joke, I swear.)

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#4085

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:07am

It sounds like a lot, Robb, but it's not really that bad...I had it to lose, and it just came off quickly.

I'm actually NOT starving myself this time, I simply cut out ALL sugars and refined starches, started exercising daily, and of course my little black diamonds help tremendously in that they give me the energy and motivation to DO the above...

They really do totally destroy your appetite, though, so I have to MAKE myself eat regularly, but eating a little bit several times a day works wonders.

I also think about how many more people I could sleep with if I got my 30" waist back

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#4086

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:10am

If it's any consolation, I'll sleep with you regardless, Jaily.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#4087

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:11am

eh, at this point, i just say "fvck it, 40-50 more pounds and i'll appeal to the bear clientele..."

XING
PED

#4088

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:18am

I'll sleep with you too, RobbO, 'cause I'm a ho like that.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#4089

Avatar picture and stuff..is it really me?

Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:23am

Is there any male you won't sleep with, SM2?

#4090

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:25am

What are these black diamonds you speak of Jaily?

....but the world goes 'round

#4091

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:31am

They're the opposite of Liz Taylor's White Diamonds.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#4092

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:31am

tazber, D2.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#4093

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:31am

D2....you can ask Jaily that same question.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4094

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:32am

They are jet-black, and diamond shaped.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#4095

Avatar picture and stuff..is it really me?

Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:36am

And again, all I can say is

oh.

#4096

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:40am

Q:What does White Diamonds smell like?

A:Well it says it's by Liz Taylor, so I guess bourbon and vicodin

....but the world goes 'round

#4097

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:42am

Come on, the OPPOSITE of LIZ TAYLOR'S WHITE DIAMONDS!

That's comedy, people.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#4098

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:43am

Hardy har har.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#4099

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:51am

I just got back from a trip to the main board. Not much going on over there, but then we all knew that.

But, it's official, DEUCE is not going to close in previews if anybody cares. Got it straight from Angela Lansbury's BFF who joined today. He's fondled her Tonies.

#4100

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Posted: 4/18/07 at 11:54am

D2, that's a scary place. I understand there is a new thread in defense of PQ. I'm surprised at the lack of Legally Blonde threads though.

....but the world goes 'round

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