**steals Jaily's drink and runs back out of the thread**
**steals Jaily's drink and runs back out of the thread**
I guess I must have grabbed the empty glass the first time!
Twice, Tink? Twice?
i really don't know how many it would take me. i used to be able to drink about half of a fifth of jack but that was years ago. but hey i have a naturally high alcohol tolerance. thanks to all the drunks in my family tree lol
She missed one.
hi tink
bye tink
*looks down*
hey she swiped mine too
She left one for Jaily. She likes him.
TINK!!! Where are you off to in such a hurry?
She went to find her a hot straight man to drink them with.
Drinking alone is a sin in my bible.
Wouldn't you high tail it if you stole a drink from Jaily?
*pulls another out of my manpurse*
I always travel with spares for just these occasions.
Like last time, when Tink (seriously) KICKED MY GODDAMN MARTINI OFF THE TABLE AND BROKE THE GLASS.
we aren't drinking alone. we're drinking together we just happen to be separated by a few miles
*watches in awe as Jaily injects himself with a martini filled hypodermic*
I'm never gonna live that down, am I Jaily? It was in protest. They didn't give you any olives, therefore, it would be a disgrace to drink it! Yeah, something like that. Or it could have been because Tink was drunk off her ass.
*joins in the debauchery*
someone pour me a goddamn cosmo. Stat!
When I lived in Cali, we had this small dinner party. I don't remember much, but when I got up the next morning, there was a shattered martini glass all over the table.
The steam was in my plate. My roommate told me that I got pretty pissed when he wouldn't let me have another one.
If anyone wants to know, it was one of the pretty blue ones from Crate and Barrel.
*deet, torn between joining the fun or staying sober and having even more fun later, doesn't know what to do*
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.
~Dorothy Parker~
solution to Deet-
drink now AND have fun later
Pour me one of those Cosmos.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I dunno who Dorothy Parker is, but she's hilarious!
Are you fricking serious?
That is why I love you Tink!
Dorothy Parker was an author Ev. Very famous and with a very sharp tongue.
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