Is That You In Your Avatar: Sinful Six!- Page 140

[polly2]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:14pm

ok guys don't make us girls hi-jack the thread again

and jaily, i hope you don't have a leather couch in this heat. we'd have to peel you off it

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:14pm

so big that it takes a double post? **faints**

Updated On: 6/25/07 at 08:14 PM

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:15pm

Yes, I kneel. I started out on my back, but I prefer being on my knees. I don't like the sitting position, either.

BTW: I also lounge in my skivvies (boxer briefs and an undershirt).

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:16pm

Actually, Pollyanna, I *do* have a leather couch. A white one. :)



I also have central air, and my apartment is currently 64 degrees.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:16pm

I wonder how long before *those people* reappear and start things up again due to the conversations we have been having? Hmmmm . . .

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:19pm

My eyes are shut, and ears, too.

Then how did I heard DJ?

Hmm.

[tazber]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:19pm

you jerk off on your knees? That is wierd. Doesn't your back hurt?
I love when my undies make me look big Jaily. It's all in the fit!

Updated On: 6/25/07 at 08:19 PM

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:23pm

To quote the Goddess Alexyss: "So, I’m about truth and keeping it real. If people are offended, then they need to turn the dial." So put that c0ck in your mouth and smoke it, spidey and whoever else!

Why is it so weird? It doesn't bother my back, but I just noticed that my knees have become a little... well, worn.

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:23pm

I have very loose fitting boxers so they don't flatter much.

[Evan Almighty]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:27pm

This is me.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:27pm

People have told me I have an ample ass (one of my nicknames was J-Lo), but I don't think it's THAT big.

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:28pm

Is a big ass a good thing?

[soapguy17]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:28pm

Dudes! *waves* I've been working with a bunch of middle age women all day. Normally, I enjoy spending time with them, but all day can be a bit much. Dudes!! YAY!!

[Evan Almighty]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:30pm

I have a big bubbly butt.
All those years of swimming, ya know?

[tazber]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:31pm

for you SM:

"Baby Got Back"

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

[polly2]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:32pm

it's a good thing i'm not middle-age yet soapy

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:32pm

Are you Jewish, Evan?

[soapguy17]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:32pm

My butt is average. But, my body is not. As the weight goes down, it does too. I'm a little afraid that after I'm down to my ideal weight I'll have no butt left.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:33pm

One word, soapie -- implants.

[Evan Almighty]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:34pm

Okay. I lied.
That's really a 2xist ad.

[polly2]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:34pm

and jaily i am jealous. i am sitting here sweating with my central air going. it's still 81 in here

[tazber]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:35pm

your not cut SM?

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:35pm

Hey! And here was me thinking a slightly festively plump ass was bad. Phew.

[Evan Almighty]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:36pm

Everyone needs some cushion for the pushin'.

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 6/25/07 at 8:37pm

True!