And I want you to suddenly realize one day that you've been living your whole life in denial, and are in fact gay, and have been harboring a secret love for me these past few years, and can't rest until you fly to New York and do something about it.
But...we all want things, honey. We all do.
(ETA: That's for Akiva...damn you, intervening posts! Breaking mah damn flow...)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 8/7/07 at 02:44 PM