Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!" — Page 3

#51

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:23pm

Well that would make sense, wouldn't it, Linnie, given the origin of the semen that created me? :)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#52

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:24pm

I can't beleive you posted that picture of my drunken rampage on the streets. I DO do a wicked raptor impression though.

Akiva

#53

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:26pm

Wasn't a terrible, terrible, joyous day that that guy decided that contraception wasn't all that important this time.

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#54

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:26pm

I have oodles of those.

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"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or' Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."

#55

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:28pm

Nice Raptor pic, Akiva!

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"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#56

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:29pm

Actually it isn't. Hah...that is not really my posture for it at all.

And somehow with Roz here I feel like my mom just pulled out my naked baby pictures or something...only she has naked NON-baby pictures which worried me more.

Akiva

#57

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:30pm

Akiva, I feel burnt that you didn't answer me!

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#58

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:30pm

Maybe if you send me some videos singing a certain list I sent you, I wont post them.
...
Oh wait, you have some too.

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"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or' Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."

#59

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:30pm

*everyone PMs Roz*

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#60

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:32pm

meh...I've pretty much gotten naked everywhere possible, including national tv, mateo...what else do you need to see?

And Linnie...I think I answered in my following posts :P It's just a matter of habit. Don't hate me for it, hah.

Akiva

#61

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:33pm

I want to see the naked baby pictures!

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"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#62

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:34pm

Naked Baby Kiva!!

I'm off to see Sweeney Todd! OH MY GOD! I'm 'attending the tale' as it were (copyright Akiva.)

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"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or' Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."

#63

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:34pm

**hugs to linnie**

Congrats on the new thread, matty!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#64

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:34pm

I see you're all very busy, but in case anyone takes a breather from the naked Akiva pics, I'm outta here. I'll be online whenever I can be - for my own sanity.

bye y'alls!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#65

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:34pm

Actually...I was the youngest child, so by the time I came along my parents were like: "Whatever...another one just popped out" so they didn't really take any pictures. Hah...most pictures of me as a kid are from modelling and not my parents.

Akiva

#66

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:35pm

Thanks Tink!



National CANADIAN tv. It doesn't count.

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#67

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:36pm

Bye Rath! Safe Travels!!

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#68

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:36pm

Goodbye, my darling lesbionic songstress. Long may you be a cunning linguist, and safe in your travels on the Silk Road, as it were.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#69

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:37pm

Naked Akiva pix? Should I read back?

Eggnog anyone? It is the holiday thread after all.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#70

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:37pm

Bye Rath and Roz,

Mateo...its on the internet too... Hah...I got recognized in the mall yesterday, which was really embarrassing. I'm surprised they actually realized it was me with my clothes on.

Aiva

#71

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:37pm

I'll have some, DD!

Extra brandy, hold the nog.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#72

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:39pm

I had a brief modeling career. That being, I was three and I was on the cover of a hair magazine getting my hair cut.

Sadly, my big frown and tantrum during the shoot ended my career.

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"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or' Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."

#73

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:40pm

"most pictures of me as a kid are from modelling and not my parents."

Naked?

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"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#74

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:41pm

Diva: Tastefully done of course. I was June in the Huggies Pinup calendar.

Akiva

#75

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:45pm

*sigh* I'm too short to be a model. Not that I would possibly want to be. I'm insecure as it is and *whispers* I'm pretty sure I'm not hot enough.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."