Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!" — Page 47

#1151

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:09pm

There's no place like London...

I love Keira in the Chanel ads. They're breathtaking. I love how the first part of ATONEMENT looked like one. It cracked Ivan and me up.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1152

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:10pm

Wow, that looks so airbrushed it's nearly a cartoon.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#1153

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:11pm

That has to be one of my favorite movies she was in. Plus I love the eye candy in Jonathan Rhys Meyers. :)

#1154

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:13pm

Jonathan is hottt.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1155

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:13pm

In the original script, the girls were supposed to be lesbians. I read that in the Lesbian handbook.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1156

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:14pm

There's a Lesbian handbook?

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1157

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:15pm

It does look rather airbrushed. That is why I enjoyed her looks so much in Beckham, she was much more real looking.

I must go and cook some dinner now. I will talk to you all later. Bye Bye

#1158

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:19pm

There isn't a gay handbook? They didn't give you one when you picked up your free toaster oven?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1159

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:22pm

"She says, I can't figure out what kinda life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough the way I see it."

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#1160

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:30pm

I never got a copy of that handbook, JG.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1161

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:32pm

Hey guys. What up?

I agree with Jaily and others . . . Christmas sucks.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#1162

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:32pm

*deep breath* SWEET JESUS H. CHRIST THERE IS GOING TO BE A VERY PALE REDHEADED MALE DEAD BODY HERE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT TWO HOURS BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO *THROTTLE* MY EX!

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

Updated On: 12/23/07 at 04:32 PM

#1163

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:35pm

I am supposed to go to a Christmas party. I don't want to go. I would rather stay home.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1164

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:37pm

I think I actually found a friend to go to Sweeney with me later!

Tomorrow night me and all my neighbours are having a "Non-Christmas December 24th Dinner Party".

Akiva

#1165

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:37pm

Anyone familiar with http://storymash.com ?

Supposedly, authors are paid half the revenue that their chapters make. So, if I started writing in prose again, and get my stuff on there, I'd be making some money.

That's good, right?

So, if I do post my stuff, would everyone here read it and vote on it? Even if you hated it? That'd be great!

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1166

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:39pm

I would. Just let me know whenever you do it

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#1167

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:41pm

Yay!

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1168

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:47pm

What sort of stuff do you write?

Akiva

#1169

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:53pm

Erotica?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1170

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:55pm

I love steak.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1171

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:56pm

Word. Rare.

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"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or' Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."

#1172

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:58pm

*the cows slap jaily in the back of the head*

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#1173

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 4:59pm

The rarer the better! Ivan hates it. His steaks are like rubber.

I write a lot of first love, first time, coming of age type stuff. For the last six months or so I've been writing screenplays, so it's a little tough writing prose. Like, for instance, prose in present tense! God forbid, right?

I also write stories involving brothers. It's something I like to explore, since I never really had a relationship with mine.

And no, these aren't erotica.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#1174

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 5:01pm

I just had (the leftovers of) the most amazing Kobe porterhouse. *swoon*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1175

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/23/07 at 5:08pm

I . . . had chicken and Dumplings

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2