Is That You in Your Avatar? Part 4- Page 51
Is That You in Your Avatar? Part 4
#1250The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/22/07 at 11:20pm
Rav a écrit Mais je suis fatigué
Moi aussi. Bon soir, mes amis.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 4/22/07 at 11:20 PM
#1251The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/22/07 at 11:22pmBon soir, Bitchalina.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1252The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/22/07 at 11:22pm
Oh, I love a man in fatigues! Just last week, a colleague's son came in his. He was très hot!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 4/22/07 at 11:22 PM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#1253The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/22/07 at 11:25pmTu est le vouche gros.
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
#1254The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/22/07 at 11:27pmAnd you're a douche!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#1255The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/22/07 at 11:33pmHow dare you.
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
#1256The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/22/07 at 11:35pmSM2, please. She's 15.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1257The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/22/07 at 11:35pmI dare cause I care.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#1258The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 12:48am
Hi, guys!
Has anyone seen ~FloweryFriend~'s new avatar??? It's a great pic of her!!!
#1259The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 12:54amI've been called a douche enough times. I run with a pretty lame crowd.
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
#1260The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 1:26am
Hey kids!
Somebody pay attention to me.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#1261The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 7:06amGood Morning, all you Legendary Avatarians!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1262The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 7:13amMorning D2 and fellow Avatarians...Happy Monday...I wish I was still in bed although it looks like it's gonna be another beautiful day in the Big Apple !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1263The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 7:14am
Rav, you're my douche, so it's okay. 
It's better to be someone's douche than just a plain douche bag. Right, SM2?
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
Updated On: 4/23/07 at 07:14 AM
#1264The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 7:31am
Morning all.
So not ready for this week to begin.
....but the world goes 'round
#1265The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 7:34amMorning Tazzy !!! Where the hell is that brother of yours?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1266The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 7:39am
Boobs, I haven't seen Jason sonce Friday night! He didn't even make it to dinner over our folks' house last night.
All I can guess is that he's working his way up the east coast.
....but the world goes 'round
#1267The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 7:48am
Morning Boobs! Morning Taz!
Okay, here you go: RATH, PART 3 (For those of you just joining the thread, or may have missed the earlier installments, PART 1 of Rath's story is on page 41, PART 2 is on page 43.)
RATH PART 3: HER OPENING
Now a millionaire more than 40 times over, thanks to her baking and business acumen (and a Swiss Bank Account that paid an extremely high interest rate), Rath has become a solo producer and personally bankrolled one of the most ambitious projects in musical theater history: a repertory company devoted solely to the production of classic musicals from the Golden Age of Broadway. Her first season was destined to be epic: revivals of FOLLIES, CANDIDE, THE GOLDEN APPLE and reworkings of DUDE and VIA GALACTICA. “Give the musical theater fans what they want, and they'll come multiple times” was her motto, and having listened intently to every stage door Scott, Jeff and Bruce over the years, she reasoned her first season was perfect. Knowing that the demand for seats was going to be huge, she booked the largest theater in New York for a full 9 month season, and lured the most coveted aging Broadway ingénue in history, Large Blonde Legend, to star in all 5 productions. Excitement among the theater cognoscenti was huge, but as the opening date for the first production neared Rath began to notice that the advance sales were not as high as anticipated. The opening nights were all sold out, but the other 99 performances of each show were not selling well. Nonetheless, Rath reasoned that the stellar reviews she was expecting would help push each show over the top and into the black.
The opening night of FOLLIES was indeed spectacular and the reviews were unanimous raves. Every Scott, Jeff and Bruce in attendance that night leapt to their feet after every single number, and when Large Blonde Legend took her curtain call, the ancient house (and star) almost crumbled from the shock wave of noise. But then a strange thing happened. Despite the reviews and the excellent word of mouth, the general audience stayed away in droves. Each subsequent production that season repeated the strange phenomena: good reviews, adoration from all the SJBs, as Rath had nicknamed them, and empty houses. The much anticipated revivals of DUDE and VIA GALACTICA were even worse – they didn’t even receive good notices. By June, after operating each production at a serious loss, Rath found she had gone through $39, 999, 997 of her 40 mil, and the extra few million in interest that would have kept her solvent was not allowed to leave Switzerland, and because of her agreement with Keebler when she sold SWEET BUNS, she was not allowed to enter Switzerland. (It had something to do with very complicated Swiss Chocolate laws.) What was she to do? Alone, with only $3,000 to her name, 3 working fingers and partially blind (remember that horrible baking accident?) Rath had nowhere to turn and began to wander the streets aimlessly. She realized she had only one alternative – she would have to do the one thing she had vowed never to do: follow in her mother’s footsteps and sell the only thing she had left. But, once again, Lady Luck smiled on Rath, and before she could go back into her mother’s business, she decided to have a drink to fortify her courage. She walked resolutely into the first bar she came across, The Lipstick Room, and it was then and there she fortuitously met the woman who would change her life forever: Sister Mary Monk, the mother superior of the Convent of the Lebanese Sisters of Perpetual Adoration. After a long, soul searching discussion and 87 Benedictine and Brandies, Rath knew her future was taken care of. She would take her vows and become a nun.
Tune in tomorrow for RATH PART 4: SISTER MARY RATH
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 4/23/07 at 07:48 AM
#1268The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 7:50am
*Post deleted cause I can't comprehend yet this early on a Monday*
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Updated On: 4/23/07 at 07:50 AM
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
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#1269The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 8:09am
I think I'll just print "The Saga of Rath" out an dread it on the bus....just too early to read.
Now Tazzy..do we need to go on a search for Jason?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1270The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 8:23am
He always find his way back eventually. He did call mom to say he wouldn't be coming last night so I know he's ok.
If we get really worried we usually dress up some guy in sexy underwear and leave him out like a sacrifice. Jay's "divining rod" leads him right back.
....but the world goes 'round
#1271The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 8:25amNice to know he called to let everyone know that he's okay...know about Jay's rod....
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1272The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 8:29amMorning, trampettes!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1273The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 8:32amMorning Jaily. Nice basket shot.
....but the world goes 'round
#1274The Legendary Avatarians
Posted: 4/23/07 at 8:37amMorning Jaily! Great pic in the Church Thread. Now I understand why you're a basketball star!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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