Happy Fourth! I love this holiday. Fireworks are the best!
I think it's a sign I have to do laundry when I'm going through clothes in my room thinking, "Well, this one doesn't smell TOO much like beer..."
Also, I weigh more at this moment than I ever have before in my entire life. Feel free to poke me and call me a piggie.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.