Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#1Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 10:05am
Early reviews seem to suggest this may be the case
Other than the Pirate movies Depp appears in one flop after another
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Updated On: 7/5/13 at 10:05 AM
#2Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 10:09amI think Tonto is the star of this one.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#2Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 10:10amNope. The point man on this is Depp
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#4Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 10:14am
It's not tracking at John Carter levels, but it won't be a huge success either.
Depp is a big draw internationally so it should make up some of its losses there.
All in all I've read that Disney is looking at a $100 million write off.
....but the world goes 'round
#5Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 10:32amJohnny Depp used to just be the coolest guy in the world. Now I really wish he would just go away.
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#6Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 10:52amI am on record as believing that Mr. Depp is the finest actor of his generation, and I still believe that (suck on it, Philip Seymour Hoffman!) but it has been a few years since he was in a movie that I wanted to sit through.
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#7Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 11:14amI'm more of a Matt Damon fan myself, Roscoe, but Depp is up there. I'm not sure why he has been making such terrible choices lately, though, I figured after his nomination for SWEENEY TODD he'd be involved in some interesting films, but sadly he's only made paycheck movies and the worst of them too. I mean, THE TOURIST? DARK SHADOWS? THE LONE RANGER? Ugh.
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#8Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 11:21amDark Shadows will be reevaluated and appreciated in the future.
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#9Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 11:23amThe running time on this clocks in at nearly 3 hours, this does not need to be that long.
Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist.
Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino.
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#10Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 11:25amIt's 149 minutes long and Rotten Tomatoes has it at 21%. Even with my MoviePass, I'll take a "Pass" on this one.
#11Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 11:27am
3 hours???
"Gone With the Mask?"
"Lone of Arabia?"
That's crazy. I'm guessing (and feel free to tell me) that even though this movie starts Depp as "the sidekick" telling us the story of the Lone Ranger, that it's still really the Lone Ranger's story.
It should have been Tonto's story, which includes how he came to be with the Lone Ranger ... but it should have stayed Tonto's story, from his POV the whole way. (They could start by changing the title to "Tonto.")
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#12Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 11:31am... or changing Tonto's name altogether since it's Spanish for idiot.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#13Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 12:31pmWhen discussing actors in his general age, I think Robert Downey, Jr is the best of the bunch.
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#14Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/2/13 at 12:38pmI agree with you 525,600%, madbrian.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#15Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/3/13 at 2:13pm
I loved Dark Shadows, except maybe the last 15 or so minutes where I thought it fell apart.
This movie gonna tank something fierce. 26% at Rotten Tomatoes.
#16Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/3/13 at 2:18pmWhy 525,600% why not an even 600,000?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#19Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/3/13 at 2:30pm
525,600 Tonto's
525,000 Tonto's to ride
525,600 Tonto's
How do you measure the life of a pony or a horse?
In grass that he ate
Or in times that he crapped
In bridges he crossed
Or the glue that he made
#20Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/3/13 at 2:30pmRanger of Lone be needing some lube.
....but the world goes 'round
#21Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/3/13 at 2:33pm
@ Jordan: makes sense
@ tazzy: LMAO!!!
#22Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/3/13 at 2:34pmThe Lone Ranger, like the desert he lives in, likes it dry.
#23Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/3/13 at 2:44pm
Ouch!
....but the world goes 'round
Wilmingtom
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/11
#24Is The Lone Ranger Another John Carter?
Posted: 7/5/13 at 2:52pmI think word of mouth is going to be better than everyone thinks. Once everyone's exhausted Despicable Me 2, LR grosses could pick up.
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