You sound like me. Why, just today, I nearly snapped a clavicle because my coffee had the wrong kind of milk. :-P
That's a great line...as is "This is a $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk. It is not just a couch!"
Great "Scissor" qoute:
Don't try and compete with me, Augusten. If you move back in with me, I won't allow it. You'll only get hurt. When I become a very famous woman, they'll write that I had a son who was a writer too, who doesn't compare to my brilliance. I want more for you than that.
Well that different, the elixir of life is no trivial matter. Nobody messes up my damn coffee-- or at least not twice.
Sing on, Sweet Sister Solidarity.
I will cut the cow who kills my coffee.
*shocked* Jaily! harris will hear you. *glances around*
nice alliteration Jaily.
We are being awfully well behaved for the graveyard shift.
Someone needs to raunch this party up.
strip poker anyone?
How about Truth or Dare instead?
Whatever -- I'm game.
Radi, truth or dare?
taz, truth or dare?
Seems Jaily beat me to it.
Who starting first... and f*&k it..since no one else has -- I'll say dare.
How can you do a dare on the internet? lol
I dare you to whip out a titty and shake it at the screen for all of us :-P
LOL
Oh, you can JG2. Trust me.
Yeh. Like that's gonna happen.
One would have to have tits to do that..
It is true that I do not fart.
SM, truth or dare?
Like those
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Yummmm
JG, have you gone dyke-a-licious on us?
Truth.
Jaily, JG has always been dykealiscious!
SM, is it true that you once kept a trick tied up in bondage gear for 2 days? And that they loved it?
ME?? A LONG time ago. I was doing the het thing for a while, but I am all about the girls again. I am sitting pretty at a 4.75 on the Kinsey Scale.
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