Is your car gay?
Is your car gay?
#1Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 11:29am
Ron Geren's is. Thanks goodness he has that Drew Carey guest star money to rent a Cadillac for dates.
This article doesn't mention anything about the transportation choices for we the carless, however. Anyone who rides the Q or B trains is totally gay, though.
Gays in cars
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#2re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 11:40amI don't own a car. Does this mean I'm a lesbian? Or does it mean I don't actually exist.
#4re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 11:48amI own a grey Sable...It's like being in the Golden Girls.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#5re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 11:48am
The last car I owed was a VW Cabre-so-gay.
It was Ga-ha-ha-ha-ay
SNLMedia
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/6/05
#6re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 11:51amI drive one of the gayest cars ever, the Neon.
#7re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 11:58am
SG, stop talking the talk and walk the damn walk already.
Or drive it - whatever.
#8re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:00pmWhen a Pennsylvania tourist caused me to total my Altima, was that a hate crime?
#9re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:00pm
i drive a honda civic. sorta gay-ish. but it is negated by only having a radio (no cd player) and i don't have power windows or power doorlocks. so i guess, maybe, my car is jewish...
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RadiGal2
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/07
#10re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:05pmI drive the definitive "lesbian" car, or so I am told, a Subaru Forrester has the reputation of being.
#11re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:05pm
LOL RobbO.
I drive a VW rabbit. Tre gay! And the liscense plate is.....wait for it........Tazber!!
#12re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:05pm
I used to drive a miata. Miata's are truly driven by gays, women, and middle aged straight men. For the most part.
I currently drive an Element, which I'm teased as it being a lesbian car as well.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#13re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:06pmRadi - no lie - my ex drives a Subaru Forrester!! I never knew it was *the* lesbian car, not just *that* lesbian's car.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#14re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:07pmActually, DD, I thought the whole point of that rubber interior was for the boys to be able to hose it out after they were done playing . . .
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#17re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:09pm
"i drink a honda civic."
Aren't the fluids nasty on your stomach?
#19re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:12pm
Versatile and roomy...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#20re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:14pm
"Versatile and roomy..."
Good to know.
What about the car?
#21re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:14pm
yes, calvin, you are an instrument of the devil.
and, diva, thanks!
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iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#22re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:15pmMy car is the kind of blue that looks purple when the sun shines on it. I consider it to be festive.
#23re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:15pmGood gas mileage and low emissions.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#24re: Is your car gay?
Posted: 4/16/07 at 1:36pmI don't own a car but my kitchen is one hundred per cent gay.
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