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**Belatedly accepts Addy's Pink Drink.
Hair of the dog, right?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
"No one mourns the pu$$y"
Happy, robbiej?
Thrilled!
And I'll stand there with the shepherd
Feeling things I've never felt
And after we've both shot one
I'll be so happy I could melt
The Shepherd...
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
"Ennis -"
"Yes?"
"Uh, Ennis, I'm afraid that's not a pen - is
that your man parts, poking in my a$$ tonight?"
Unbeatable.
I bow to you.
Hands touch, eyes meet
Sudden silence, sudden heat
Hearts whirl in a giddy leap
He could be that boy
But I'm watching sheep...
oh my god. I love you guys so much. And I'm suddenly very sad I have no knowledge of the Wicked lyrics to contribute.
Ennis and pen is might be the best rhyme ever, though, Kringas.
I heart you.
One short night
in our leaky old teepee.
OK...THAT was a stretch.
Actually, many of the lyrics that come to mind don't need to be changed at ALL...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
I have another, but it'll get this thread deleted.
I was just thinking the same thing...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
PM me, Addy!
Jack: My dearest, darlingist Mommsy and Popsicle
Ennis: My dear father (who's dead...like WICKED made any more sense)
Both: These been some confusion over here upon this Mount.
Ennis: But of course I'll care for the sheep
Jack: But of course I'll rise...above...him.
Both: There's been much confusion in too many ways to count.
Jack: This Ennis is unusally peculiar and all-together quite impossible to understand.
Ennis: Mbrwardrhsgkdhlkfje...
Good one, Robbie!
(the mumbling is classic!)
Kringas, I am just delighted that we were working with the same song!
Where's my crown?!
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Very good, robbie.
Addy, quit trying to get my crown.
A sash, then?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
That I can do.
I've got a sceptre someone can hold!
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Is that sash pink?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Yep. Pink.
And sparkly.
Pretty.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
All right. This here little ditty goes out to purty career gal Ah know in the big city.
No Good Steed
Ennnnissssssssss!
Ennis, I b*tch
But I can't quitcha, Ennis
Ennis, can't quitcha
Ennis, I b*tch
But I can't quitcha, Ennis
Ennis, can't quitcha
Let his a*** not be torn
Let his h*** leave no stain
When I f*** him,
Let him not complain
Let his bone remain hard
And however I try
To f*** harder
Let him never cry,
Let him never cry
Ennis, I b*tch
But I can't quitcha, Ennis
Ennis, can't quitcha
Ennis, I b*tch
But I can't quitcha, Ennis
Ennis can... Ennis can't!
What good is this whining?
I can't even tell what I'm feeling
I can't be sure I feel this for a guy
Oh, Ennis, I love you
So much more than ladies
There's no chance once we leave the ranch
This can surivie
No good steed
Gives such troubles
No good horse does much
But let you ride them
No good steed
Gives such troubles
Nor do sheep
But I look at this man
And all I do is weep
No good steed
Gives such troubles
Let all Wyoming be agreed
I'm homo through and through
And since in these here parts
That's worse'n bein a Jew
I promise no man's c***
Will ever pass my lips again
Ever again
No man's c*** ... Will I s*** ...
AGAIN!
Wild Applause!
That's better than a sash!
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