Jennifer Hudson: "Gay is a sin"- Page 8

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 9:23am

Correction. It is:' Nor a man shall lie down with another man, nor a woman shall lie down with another woman'. Enough said.

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:18am

Actually, RT, no translation says anything about women. You should consult your translation of choice before you post your own rewording of Scripture. You know, the end of Revelation warning you against adding to scripture and all.

[Kringas]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:22am

And, depending on the translation, it's something to the effect of "thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind," right? I've said it before but I'll say it again - that sounds more like an admonishment against bisexuality to me.

[Calvin]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:29am

I think it's time for the old Chanticleer/Dakin treatment, i.e., do not engage. Someone's either having a great time with an unfunny joke or is so mislead that he or she is beyond hope. Either way, I'm through with it. It's like debating with a 3-year-old (or our current president). Pretty easy to win, but not very satisfying.

I'm all for getting the conversation back to pooting and compooting and trainspooting.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:32am

POOT POOT

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:36am

Speaking of poot, someone's doing it here in the office again.
And it's not eletronic.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:41am

oh,I'll bump myself.
My friends in college always called me by the initial of my first name and the first two letters of my last name, which I always found amusing until that exact lettering began to be used as a VERY dull teen music movement.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:46am

You're JLo?

and quit bumping yourself...it's dirty!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:51am

It's just that my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps...
oh, wait. I thought I was Boobsie again for a second.

[Calvin]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:52am

See, you can't do much with my name. My AIM name is about as inventive as I've ever gotten with it. Ms are just so unsexy. Especially when the next initial is B. You don't want anyone switching those around.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:54am

I think you should just let Jesus take the wheel, bway.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 10:56am

I love Carrie Underwood.
There. I said it. I hope she gets into a cat fight with Gretchen Wilson's skank a$$ and kicks her from here to Kalamazoo (because every redneck woman's fear is ending up in Michigan).

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:00am

please, gretch's from illinois. nothing scares a girl who grew up in a trailer next to a pig farm in illinois. plus, she'll totally fight dirty and carries a razor in her shoe. sorry, carrie's a dead woman if they go at it.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:01am

Papa, Carrie's hotter. Somewhere, some big, fat redneck is standing guard over her with a shotfun.
There'll be hog stew with Wilson for sauce.

***edit***
Grr. God dangit, Papa. I wanted to comment on your suddenly-changed avatar and hit enter.
nice tribue, my man. Very nice.
Updated On: 12/8/06 at 11:01 AM

[Calvin]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:01am

I think Tanya Tucker could kick all their asses while holding a bottle of moonshine in the other hand.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:02am

Id' take dolly's clan over 'em all, with Loretta and Crystal right behind.

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:03am

What the hell happened to this thread???

It's been jacked more ways than a porn star!

[Calvin]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:03am

Would Crystal make it a hair-pulling catfight? That could take a while.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:07am

Something makes me think Crystal was an early inspiration for the supercharacters Lady Godiva and Medusa.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:10am

i met crystal. i lit crystal. she's barely taller than a troll. not a real troll, but one of the little troll dolls. four strong winds would blow her to china and back. she's no threat to anyone. loretta, on the other hand...

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:11am

Loretta still dresses in prom dresses from 1984. you know what that means.

[Calvin]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:13am

And she was played by Sissy Spacek...

Oh Lord. Sissy Spacek...prom...does Loretta have the power of telekinesis?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:18am

don't forget mind control as her seduction of jack white proved.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:20am

Crisco makes you mean, y'all.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 11:27am

and thanks, bway.