Jesus & The Boys

[Jim Colyer]

Jesus & The Boys#1

Posted: 6/4/13 at 5:34pm

I ain't saying Jesus was gay
Elton John's the one who said that
Maybe it takes one to know one
Maybe same sex was where it was at

Jesus told Peter, "You're my rock!"
Made Simon and Andrew "fishers of men"
He led those boys out of their closet
Took them where they'd never been

Jesus & The Boys
Eating supper together
Praying in a circle
Talking about forever

Jesus & The Boys
Had some wild times
Hanging at the Y
Drinking wine

John was the disciple Jesus loved most
The one who leaned against his breast
Judas got jealous, planted his kiss
Smoochie smoochie, you know the rest

I ain't saying Jesus was gay
I'd never imply that kind of thing
But it does seem just a bit odd
There were no women in that ring

Jesus & The Boys
Eating supper together
Praying in a circle
Talking about forever

Jesus & The Boys
Had some wild times
Hanging at the Y
Drinking wine

Even Magdalene couldn't turn Jesus' head
Even she couldn't get him in bed

Solo
Chorus

Jim Colyer ascap
Jim Colyer "Girl Album"

[TheatreDiva90016]

Jesus & The Boys#2

Posted: 6/4/13 at 5:43pm

ASSCRAP!!!

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Jordan Catalano]

Jesus & The Boys#2

Posted: 6/4/13 at 6:01pm

Jesus does like the boys.

[JerseyGirl2]

Jesus & The Boys#3

Posted: 6/4/13 at 6:37pm

Jesus Christ, you suck. You're not even trying anymore.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Jesus & The Boys#4

Posted: 6/4/13 at 6:53pm

Any time I hear about the coming of the Lord, I hope the Lord comes all over my face.

[Jane2]

Jesus & The Boys#5

Posted: 6/4/13 at 7:05pm

Jim, kreplach

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[Jordan Catalano]

Jesus & The Boys#6

Posted: 6/4/13 at 7:54pm

Jesus Christ
He was so nice
He didn't even
Hurt a mouse

He was on a cross
But not for long
Now we get to
Sing this song

Hey hey
Ho ho
Hey Hey
Ho ho

We drink his blood
But not in a gay way
Because whoa come on now
It ain't a homo thing if its in a church

And Jesus was white just like he should be
Don't listen to the Fags and Dykes
Preaching lies up on the MSNBC
His skin is pure so it's ok
Just don't you ever say my Jesus is gay

It's like I done learned up in school
Two plus one might equal six
But Jesus Christ my lord
Didn't want none of his disciples Dicks

Hey hey
Ho ho
Hey hey
Ho ho

My name is Jim Colyer
And I approve this song
And I approve it all night
Getting drilled by big black dong

[TheatreDiva90016]

Jesus & The Boys#7

Posted: 6/4/13 at 8:03pm

ASSCRAP!

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Jordan Catalano]

Jesus & The Boys#8

Posted: 6/4/13 at 8:06pm

Asscrap is mean
It's not like it's nice
It's something you say
To a headful of lice

There once was a man
Named Theatre Diva
He was a mean beanie
And it was my pet peeva

That he would call me names
And hurt me bad
I went to bed
With lots of black men, but I was still sad

I might be Jim Colyer
And I might be a racist ass
But that doesn't mean that I don't hurt
Just like a broken hearted lass.

[~tiny~]

Jesus & The Boys#9

Posted: 6/4/13 at 10:05pm

I think you have a career in Nashville, Jordo. ;P

"Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation" ~~ Edward R. Murrow

[Jordan Catalano]

Jesus & The Boys#10

Posted: 6/4/13 at 10:19pm

I think you mean Assville

[CarlosAlberto]

Jesus & The Boys#11

Posted: 6/5/13 at 4:12pm

I'm retracting this. I'm going to stop engaging in these threads. Updated On: 6/6/13 at 04:12 PM

[tazber]

Jesus & The Boys#12

Posted: 6/5/13 at 5:00pm

Jesus went to the Y?

....but the world goes 'round

[DustyC]

Jesus & The Boys#13

Posted: 6/6/13 at 2:58am

Someone give this guy the Grammy!

[PalJoey]

Jesus & The Boys#14

Posted: 6/6/13 at 7:28am

Did someone call for Granny?

[henrikegerman]

Jesus & The Boys#15

Posted: 6/6/13 at 8:32am

As Missy says to Charlie in PURLIE, "Honey, that still ain't it"