Jesus & The Boys
Jesus & The Boys#1
Posted: 6/4/13 at 5:34pm
I ain't saying Jesus was gay
Elton John's the one who said that
Maybe it takes one to know one
Maybe same sex was where it was at
Jesus told Peter, "You're my rock!"
Made Simon and Andrew "fishers of men"
He led those boys out of their closet
Took them where they'd never been
Jesus & The Boys
Eating supper together
Praying in a circle
Talking about forever
Jesus & The Boys
Had some wild times
Hanging at the Y
Drinking wine
John was the disciple Jesus loved most
The one who leaned against his breast
Judas got jealous, planted his kiss
Smoochie smoochie, you know the rest
I ain't saying Jesus was gay
I'd never imply that kind of thing
But it does seem just a bit odd
There were no women in that ring
Jesus & The Boys
Eating supper together
Praying in a circle
Talking about forever
Jesus & The Boys
Had some wild times
Hanging at the Y
Drinking wine
Even Magdalene couldn't turn Jesus' head
Even she couldn't get him in bed
Solo
Chorus
Jim Colyer ascap
Jim Colyer "Girl Album"
Jesus & The Boys#2
Posted: 6/4/13 at 5:43pm
ASSCRAP!!!
Jesus & The Boys#3
Posted: 6/4/13 at 6:37pmJesus Christ, you suck. You're not even trying anymore.
Jesus & The Boys#4
Posted: 6/4/13 at 6:53pmAny time I hear about the coming of the Lord, I hope the Lord comes all over my face.
Jesus & The Boys#6
Posted: 6/4/13 at 7:54pm
Jesus Christ
He was so nice
He didn't even
Hurt a mouse
He was on a cross
But not for long
Now we get to
Sing this song
Hey hey
Ho ho
Hey Hey
Ho ho
We drink his blood
But not in a gay way
Because whoa come on now
It ain't a homo thing if its in a church
And Jesus was white just like he should be
Don't listen to the Fags and Dykes
Preaching lies up on the MSNBC
His skin is pure so it's ok
Just don't you ever say my Jesus is gay
It's like I done learned up in school
Two plus one might equal six
But Jesus Christ my lord
Didn't want none of his disciples Dicks
Hey hey
Ho ho
Hey hey
Ho ho
My name is Jim Colyer
And I approve this song
And I approve it all night
Getting drilled by big black dong
Jesus & The Boys#7
Posted: 6/4/13 at 8:03pmASSCRAP!
Jesus & The Boys#8
Posted: 6/4/13 at 8:06pm
Asscrap is mean
It's not like it's nice
It's something you say
To a headful of lice
There once was a man
Named Theatre Diva
He was a mean beanie
And it was my pet peeva
That he would call me names
And hurt me bad
I went to bed
With lots of black men, but I was still sad
I might be Jim Colyer
And I might be a racist ass
But that doesn't mean that I don't hurt
Just like a broken hearted lass.
Jesus & The Boys#9
Posted: 6/4/13 at 10:05pmI think you have a career in Nashville, Jordo. ;P
Jesus & The Boys#11
Posted: 6/5/13 at 4:12pmI'm retracting this. I'm going to stop engaging in these threads. Updated On: 6/6/13 at 04:12 PM
Jesus & The Boys#15
Posted: 6/6/13 at 8:32amAs Missy says to Charlie in PURLIE, "Honey, that still ain't it"
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