Jesus struck by lightning

[madbrian]

Jesus struck by lightning#1

Posted: 6/15/10 at 9:57am

Jesus

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Jesus struck by lightning#2

Posted: 6/15/10 at 9:59am

Maybe it's punishment for the oil spill? God is always taking things humans do out on His Son!

[morosco]

Jesus struck by lightning#2

Posted: 6/15/10 at 10:03am

Looks to me like Jesus was not up to code.

[ghostlight2]

Jesus struck by lightning#3

Posted: 6/15/10 at 10:07am

My very first thought, Morosco. Wonder what really happened to the $250,000 they raised to build it?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Jesus struck by lightning#4

Posted: 6/15/10 at 10:15am

My best friend lives about twenty minutes from Jesus. I've passed it about a dozen times. Ironically, Jesus sat in a big fountain.
Updated On: 6/15/10 at 10:15 AM

[Pippin]

Jesus struck by lightning#5

Posted: 6/15/10 at 10:33am

I blame gays.

"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

[madbrian]

Jesus struck by lightning#6

Posted: 6/15/10 at 10:58am

By the way, the statue's nickname is 'Touchdown Jesus'.

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

[SNAFU]

Jesus struck by lightning#7

Posted: 6/15/10 at 11:03am

God Hates Bad Art!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[SonofRobbieJ]

Jesus struck by lightning#8

Posted: 6/15/10 at 11:34am

Is it me, or does Jesus look like he's outside the Casa Rosada addressing the people?

[wonderwaiter]

Jesus struck by lightning#9

Posted: 6/15/10 at 11:36am

God hates Evita.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

[tazber]

Jesus struck by lightning#10

Posted: 6/15/10 at 11:41am

How did he not see it coming?

....but the world goes 'round

[SonofRobbieJ]

Jesus struck by lightning#11

Posted: 6/15/10 at 11:54am

I've asked myself that question soooo many times.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Jesus struck by lightning#12

Posted: 6/15/10 at 11:55am

It's the oddest place -- a huge Moorish/Spanish mess fronted with the formerly huge Jesus, off an interstate, in the middle of freaking nowhere -- I mean nowhere!

[Borstalboy]

Jesus struck by lightning#13

Posted: 6/15/10 at 11:57am

It actually looks very cool on fire.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[SonofRobbieJ]

Jesus struck by lightning#14

Posted: 6/15/10 at 12:12pm

Is there video? Like the burning Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?

[Borstalboy]

Jesus struck by lightning#15

Posted: 6/15/10 at 12:22pm

Maybe this is what was going on inside at the time of the divine incident...
Oh, DO hold on til the 2:00 mark

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[tazber]

Jesus struck by lightning#16

Posted: 6/15/10 at 12:25pm

Holy ****ing god, I would rather listen to Jason Bennett sing the hits of Jim Coyler than that.

What was that?

....but the world goes 'round

[SNAFU]

Jesus struck by lightning#17

Posted: 6/15/10 at 12:30pm

Well we know what's going into the Hirschfeld when HAIR leaves!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Jesus struck by lightning#18

Posted: 6/15/10 at 1:00pm

It's a giant, zombie Jeebus, raising from the grave!!!

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[doodlenyc]

Jesus struck by lightning#19

Posted: 6/15/10 at 1:33pm

Well, it was still better than Memphis!

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[tazber]

Jesus struck by lightning#20

Posted: 6/15/10 at 1:37pm

***WONG alert***

....but the world goes 'round

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Jesus struck by lightning#21

Posted: 6/15/10 at 1:38pm

I implore everyone to heed BorstalBoy and make it to the two minute mark.

[SNAFU]

Jesus struck by lightning#22

Posted: 6/15/10 at 1:39pm

From the two minute mark on it is pure brilliance. Watch out Twyla!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[wonderwaiter]

Jesus struck by lightning#23

Posted: 6/15/10 at 1:43pm

Is she doing the "Elphie"?

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

[AwesomeDanny]

Jesus struck by lightning#24

Posted: 6/15/10 at 1:44pm

My favorite thing about the video is that everybody takes that crazy dancer so seriously! I don't understand why somebody would want to take those words as the basis of life after watching that.