Joe The Plumber...holds book signing in DC
Joe The Plumber...holds book signing in DC
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#1Joe The Plumber...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 9:40am
Joe went to DC for a book signing.
Total number of books sold.......FIVE!!
Your 15 minutes is up.
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Updated On: 2/27/09 at 09:40 AM
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 9:44amLet's see how he does in the REAL america, before you namby pamby liberals start trying to write Joe's narrative for him. Hmmm. Probably not the best choice of words.
#2re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 9:55amHave we confirmed that Samuel...I mean Joe...can READ a book?
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#3re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 9:57am
The "funniest" part of the article is that he won't go back to plumbing because he'd be called out if he didn't do a good job.
As Yoda might say "Not much faith in skills you have"
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
Updated On: 2/27/09 at 09:57 AM
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#4re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 9:59amI want to read Amanda the Plummer's book.
#5re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 10:23amI wonder who he hopes to play him when they turn it into a movie?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#6re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 10:53amWith all due respect to the writer of the article, NotJoe the Kinda Plumber is not fit to shine Clara Peller's orthopedic shoes. He's more on the level of I'm Having Chest Pains Guy on the LifeAlert commercial of yore.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#7re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 11:35amThat picture cracks me up.
KFTC!!!!!
#8re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 11:39amHow embarassing...
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#9re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 11:43amIt reminds me of when one of the Survivor guys -- Daniel, the guy from the Amazon season who couldn't stay on the balance beam -- put out a beefcake calendar and went to one of the gay coffee spots in Houston to sign copies. The guy I was dating at the time and I had gone inside by chance and saw him sitting at a table alone. Other people were in the cafe but ignoring him. I felt bad and wanted to go say hello and get a calendar out of pity, but my date wouldn't let me.
#10re: Joe The Plummer...holds book signing in DC
Posted: 2/27/09 at 11:49amThat's a lot of empty chairs...Calvin, I would have gotten a pity calendar.
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#11joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:02pmsad. he really believed those people who told him that he was going to help "lead the movement." they went back to their castles and he's left desperately clinging. i'd say he's about three to six months from turning on them entirely and going over to the left to write a tell-all book about the gop. at which point he will morph from this into a heroic figure adored by the same people who mock him.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
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i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#12joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:03pmNah...Papa, we're holding out for Sarah Palin.
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#13joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:04pmYou had me until clinging.
#14joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:04pmpapa, he's sliding toward Jerome Corsi exile, not Scott McClellan exile.
#15joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:11pmheh, phyllis, i think i meant to continue that thought, but someone tweeted, facebook told me i had a friend request and i must have gotten
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#16joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:14pmIt was me that tweeted. I had a lot of roughage last night.
#17joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:15pm
i'm sorry. you were saying?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Updated On: 2/27/09 at 12:15 PM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#18joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:23pm
Here are some of the reviews on Amazon.com
I had some major goosebumps several times. Read this book! You will be truly inspired. --Margaret, Jenkins, KY
I just finished reading Joe s book and all I can say is WOW! I love how he thinks and expresses himself. I laughed during every chapter - it was so entertaining! --Glynis, Biddeford, ME
The book is fantastic and I read it in two days. Keep working for our country Joe! --C. W., Flowery Branch, GA
#19joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:28pmDo they moonlight as Word of Mouth reviewers?
#20joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 1:10pm
Now he wants to shoot people.
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WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#21joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 2:32pm
I loved these reviewer's tag on Amazon.com:
Reviewer's Tags: american idiot, anti welfare welfare recipients, bald head empty skull, camp classic, conservative failure, conservative gasbag, epic fail, go away, jeff gannon stunt double, joe the plumber, joe the plunger, not joe the not plumber, reuse as toilet paper, stupidity for dummies, white trash tax cheat
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#22joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 2:58pm
I don't think Sam ("Sammy"?) is gonna go left. I think he's going to go meth. Then rehab. Then relapse. Then suicide. I don't think it's funny or anything, I just think that's how it's going to go.
The way he has been abandoned by the power elite who used his fake name and phony story over and over again makes me sad in the way it resembles what anti-porn activists did to the late, lamented Linda Lovelace.
Gloria Steinem and the odious Andrea Dworkin and the odiouser Katherine McKinnon used Lovelace and helped her construct and reinforce a phony narrative of powerlessness and victimization to bolster their censorship crusade and then abandoned her when they realized she had nothing more to say and couldn't think on her feet and wasn't particularly bright. When I read Linda's second autobiography, "Out of Bondage," it was filled with starry eyed low-self-esteem infused descriptions of how amazed she was that these brilliant women would give a lowly fellatio-expert the time of day.
As I read it, I thought, "This won't end well."
Same with Sammy.
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#23joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 3:01pmanybody who saw linda's early work could see she was a true animal lover.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#24joe the toilet cleaner starting to realize he's still a nobody
Posted: 2/27/09 at 3:04pm
Michelle Malkin still likes him well enough to give him his own "derangement syndrome" graphic (only Bush, Palin and Limbaugh can say the same!) so perhaps old NotJoe has a few bounces on the trampoline left in him.
Though she's obviously the Andrea Dworkin of the story.
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