John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
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Joined: 12/31/69
#1John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:19am
I guess the old joke is true: What's the difference between a straight alt-rock singer songwriter and a bisexual alt-rock singer songwriter? 6 beers.
Perez says he played tonsil hockey with the douche-y but dreamy rocker. Now John's publicist is saying of course he didn't. It hurts my head to think about it. But here it is.
I guess we can console ourselves with the thought that if Perez can get to first with John Mayer, any thing is possible.
That body is your wonderland?
BkCollector
Broadway Star Joined: 2/6/08
husk_charmer
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
#2re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:39amEw...he made out with Perez? Why couldn't make out with someone hotter?
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Dolly_Levi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/8/04
#3re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:40am
"newly svelte-ish celebrity blogger"
since when? has Perez been dieting?
and my fave comment from the posting,
"Overweight goth girls across America now believe they have a chance with John Mayer"
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#4re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:49am
gross. Just gross.
I refuse to buy this. Now if it said a blind sea lion made out with Perez I'd be like, well that makes sense.
....but the world goes 'round
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#6re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:57amI belive it. . it's just so. . .random. Why John Mayer?
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#7re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:08pm
I always read Paris instead of Perez.
And I'm thinking, "So?"
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EVIE
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#8re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:08pm
"newly svelte-ish celebrity blogger"
He looks the same. I wouldn't call him "svelte-ish" at all!
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#9re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:10pm
I was confused by that too-- Apparently Perez has lost weight recently. There are pictures on his blog of his "New" physique. He made out with Mayer over a year ago, so the pictures of those two are of Perez's "Old" body.
Updated On: 4/3/08 at 12:10 PM
#10re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:10pmIt doesn't matter what he weighs. He's still the same disgusting bottom-feeder he's always been.
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#11re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:12pmAgreed. I am heartbroken- I could forgive John for Jessica but this???
Parks
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
#12re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:15pm
I don't believe it.
I can't wait for John's reply via blog.
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#13re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:17pmHe touched it on the blog that's up now, but he didn't reply. For some reason, I doubt he will.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
Jonny boy
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/07
#14re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:23pmPerez is a lucky bitch!! John Mayer and those lips... mmmmmmmmmmm!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#15re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:53pmWow...you mean the secret to making out with hot superstar males is relentlessly kissing their ass? Shocker!
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#16re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 1:00pmI heard Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr... and so did Sun Jin Dinh!
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#17re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 1:02pm
Trang Pak: [in Vietnamese] You little slut
Jin Dinh: You're the slut! [Swearing in Vietnamese]
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-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#18re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 1:11pmThe government's controlling our mind with flu shots!
#19re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 3:16pmEw. Perez? Why John, why?
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#21re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 4:28pmEww. I'd rather read about Cho's G-Shot.
#22re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/3/08 at 7:19pmOn his blog he was clearly joking. You could tell that if you are accustomed to his sense of humor.
#23re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/4/08 at 12:40pm
According to Perez, there is photographic evidence. But you know, for some reason, I really don't want to see it.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=25438
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#24re: John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???
Posted: 4/4/08 at 12:44pmOh please, I've made out with lots of straight boys--it doesn't mean anything...except maybe as a reflection of Mayer's alcohol tolerance....and vision.
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