Joined: 12/31/69
I guess the old joke is true: What's the difference between a straight alt-rock singer songwriter and a bisexual alt-rock singer songwriter? 6 beers.
Perez says he played tonsil hockey with the douche-y but dreamy rocker. Now John's publicist is saying of course he didn't. It hurts my head to think about it. But here it is.
I guess we can console ourselves with the thought that if Perez can get to first with John Mayer, any thing is possible.
That body is your wonderland?
Broadway Star Joined: 2/6/08
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
Ew...he made out with Perez? Why couldn't make out with someone hotter?
"newly svelte-ish celebrity blogger"
since when? has Perez been dieting?
and my fave comment from the posting,
"Overweight goth girls across America now believe they have a chance with John Mayer"
gross. Just gross.
I refuse to buy this. Now if it said a blind sea lion made out with Perez I'd be like, well that makes sense.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
I belive it. . it's just so. . .random. Why John Mayer?
I always read Paris instead of Perez.
And I'm thinking, "So?"
"newly svelte-ish celebrity blogger"
He looks the same. I wouldn't call him "svelte-ish" at all!
Joined: 12/31/69
I was confused by that too-- Apparently Perez has lost weight recently. There are pictures on his blog of his "New" physique. He made out with Mayer over a year ago, so the pictures of those two are of Perez's "Old" body.
Updated On: 4/3/08 at 12:10 PM
It doesn't matter what he weighs. He's still the same disgusting bottom-feeder he's always been.
Joined: 12/31/69
Agreed. I am heartbroken- I could forgive John for Jessica but this???
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
I don't believe it.
I can't wait for John's reply via blog.
He touched it on the blog that's up now, but he didn't reply. For some reason, I doubt he will.
Perez is a lucky bitch!! John Mayer and those lips... mmmmmmmmmmm!
Wow...you mean the secret to making out with hot superstar males is relentlessly kissing their ass? Shocker!
I heard Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr... and so did Sun Jin Dinh!
Trang Pak: [in Vietnamese] You little slut
Jin Dinh: You're the slut! [Swearing in Vietnamese]
The government's controlling our mind with flu shots!
Ew. Perez? Why John, why?
Eww. I'd rather read about Cho's G-Shot.
On his blog he was clearly joking. You could tell that if you are accustomed to his sense of humor.
According to Perez, there is photographic evidence. But you know, for some reason, I really don't want to see it.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=25438
Oh please, I've made out with lots of straight boys--it doesn't mean anything...except maybe as a reflection of Mayer's alcohol tolerance....and vision.
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