John Mayer made out with PEREZ HILTON???

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:19am

I guess the old joke is true: What's the difference between a straight alt-rock singer songwriter and a bisexual alt-rock singer songwriter? 6 beers.

Perez says he played tonsil hockey with the douche-y but dreamy rocker. Now John's publicist is saying of course he didn't. It hurts my head to think about it. But here it is.

I guess we can console ourselves with the thought that if Perez can get to first with John Mayer, any thing is possible.
That body is your wonderland?

[BkCollector]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:21am

They're adorable together.

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:39am

Ew...he made out with Perez? Why couldn't make out with someone hotter?

[Dolly_Levi]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:40am

"newly svelte-ish celebrity blogger"

since when? has Perez been dieting?

and my fave comment from the posting,

"Overweight goth girls across America now believe they have a chance with John Mayer"

[tazber]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:49am

gross. Just gross.

I refuse to buy this. Now if it said a blind sea lion made out with Perez I'd be like, well that makes sense.

[mauriposa]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:49am

No photo, no story.

[soapguy17]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 11:57am

I belive it. . it's just so. . .random. Why John Mayer?

[nitsua]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:08pm

I always read Paris instead of Perez.

And I'm thinking, "So?"

[EVIE]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:08pm

"newly svelte-ish celebrity blogger"

He looks the same. I wouldn't call him "svelte-ish" at all!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:10pm

I was confused by that too-- Apparently Perez has lost weight recently. There are pictures on his blog of his "New" physique. He made out with Mayer over a year ago, so the pictures of those two are of Perez's "Old" body.
Updated On: 4/3/08 at 12:10 PM

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:10pm

It doesn't matter what he weighs. He's still the same disgusting bottom-feeder he's always been.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:12pm

Agreed. I am heartbroken- I could forgive John for Jessica but this???

[Parks]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:15pm

I don't believe it.

I can't wait for John's reply via blog.

[soapguy17]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:17pm

He touched it on the blog that's up now, but he didn't reply. For some reason, I doubt he will.

[Jonny boy]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:23pm

Perez is a lucky bitch!! John Mayer and those lips... mmmmmmmmmmm!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 12:53pm

Wow...you mean the secret to making out with hot superstar males is relentlessly kissing their ass? Shocker!

[scott68]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 1:00pm

I heard Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr... and so did Sun Jin Dinh!

[mateo]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 1:02pm

Trang Pak: [in Vietnamese] You little slut
Jin Dinh: You're the slut! [Swearing in Vietnamese]

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 1:11pm

The government's controlling our mind with flu shots!

[Brave Sir Robin2]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 3:16pm

Ew. Perez? Why John, why?

[Mandi Moo]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 3:23pm

Ew. John? Why Perez, why?

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 4:28pm

Eww. I'd rather read about Cho's G-Shot.

[Becoz_i_knew_you21]

Posted: 4/3/08 at 7:19pm

On his blog he was clearly joking. You could tell that if you are accustomed to his sense of humor.

[jenna2]

Posted: 4/4/08 at 12:40pm

According to Perez, there is photographic evidence. But you know, for some reason, I really don't want to see it.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=25438

[lildogs]

Posted: 4/4/08 at 12:44pm

Oh please, I've made out with lots of straight boys--it doesn't mean anything...except maybe as a reflection of Mayer's alcohol tolerance....and vision.