#1
Posted: 9/15/09 at 11:25am
I simply do not understand the new minimal requirements for the 15 minute extension. The fact that Ms. Gosselin is a week-long co-host on THE VIEW really shouldn't surprise anyone. And yet, it's a remarkable comment on how little it takes to be 'famous,' and what it buys you (as opposed to what you earn).
Ms. Gosselin is now famous for being just-this-side of a celebrity, her fame enhanced, extended, magnified not by her achievement -- remember achievement? Doing something? -- or her world-view, merely by her suriving the impact of her uninteresting, unappealing husband's wandering eye and organ and -- oh yeah -- her brood size.
So now we take our instantly created celebrities and not only support them as tune-ins, we turn them into faux journalists. It's no accident that the VIEW's maternity-leave embracing Elizabeth began her "career" by appearing on SURVIVOR. She ate bugs and jumped into waterfalls and became a pundit as a result. So I guess Ms. Gosselin may end up providing us with wisdom about child rearing, adultery, and above all else, show biz. We had to hear that Patrick Swayze's movies are her two favorite. Do we care?
Personally, I'm ready for Toby, the ass-dragging carpet dirtying dog to get his 17th minute. I think he's at least inspired some house training.
Ms. Gosselin is now famous for being just-this-side of a celebrity, her fame enhanced, extended, magnified not by her achievement -- remember achievement? Doing something? -- or her world-view, merely by her suriving the impact of her uninteresting, unappealing husband's wandering eye and organ and -- oh yeah -- her brood size.
So now we take our instantly created celebrities and not only support them as tune-ins, we turn them into faux journalists. It's no accident that the VIEW's maternity-leave embracing Elizabeth began her "career" by appearing on SURVIVOR. She ate bugs and jumped into waterfalls and became a pundit as a result. So I guess Ms. Gosselin may end up providing us with wisdom about child rearing, adultery, and above all else, show biz. We had to hear that Patrick Swayze's movies are her two favorite. Do we care?
Personally, I'm ready for Toby, the ass-dragging carpet dirtying dog to get his 17th minute. I think he's at least inspired some house training.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling