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Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?

Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?

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#0Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:17pm

Has anyone else heard this rumor? Today was the first I heard of it. Basically it boils down to Tom Cruise orchestraed this whole baby scam, Katie was never pregnant just wear a prostethic, and there is no Suri Cruise.

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#1re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:23pm

I've heard the rumor, but it seems so far-fetched...

You never know.


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Love4Cheno
#2re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:25pm

Wait, most people I know believe she was never pregnant, and if there IS a baby, she was adopted secretly.

I really thought most people thought it was a hoax from the get-go?


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#3re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:25pm

It does seem far-fetched until you think about the fact that they are both actors and live in Hollywood and have access to private, professional makeup artists.

It is the land of illusion after all, and Tom Cruise has been trying to hide behind an illusion of normalcy for years.

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#4re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:27pm

Cheno - I never thought the baby was Tom Cruise's, maybe Chris Klein's, but not Tom's. But I did think she was pregnant until I saw pics of her huge one week and thin the next...

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xM3L24x
#5re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:30pm

It really would not surprise me.

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Craig
#6re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:39pm

Not one picture that I remember of Katie's belly.. always very well covered. Just sayin'


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JohnPopa
#7re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:40pm

Then who's placenta did Tom eat?

peach
#8re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:41pm

Plus, the belly looked inflatable. Could believably be quite a hoax.

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#9re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:41pm

::vomits::


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RobbO
#10re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 4:55pm

pretty elaborate hoax.

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#11re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:00pm

Good Lord! She's got my figure!

Parks
#12re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:06pm

ugh, grooosss. That just made me 20 times gayer.


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Love4Cheno
#13re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:06pm

That could SO easily be prosthetic though.


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SweetQintheLights
#14re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:13pm

Oh P-U-L-E-A-S-E!

Thats....disturbing


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justagirl2
#15re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:16pm

But really, what would be the point to all this? They definitely garner enough publicity as it is...I'm not sure that even a crazy man has the energy to orchestrate something like a fake pregnancy.

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#16re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:18pm

I so disagree.


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Craig
#17re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:23pm

RobbO - not sure if you drew the alien or not.. but did you notice on her belly (and maybe it's just me) there DOES seem to be a stick figure (facing left) of a man stomping on something


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Love4Cheno
#18re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:26pm

The alien is a drawing courtesy of Perez Hilton.


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BluCat500
#19re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:28pm

Stretchmark constellations!

I see the little dipper...Oh wait, thats just Tom...


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cheezedoodle
#20re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 5:29pm

Craig - could there be some connection to the 'strech mark' figure and crop circles?


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Jane2
#21re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 6:15pm

those look like fake stretch marks. They're usually not that attractive!


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cheezedoodle
#22re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 6:30pm

It's all very Rosemary's Baby to me.


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Rose_MacShane
#23re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 7:14pm

Can you repost those, RobbO? They're not showing up...


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donna_darko_23
#24re: Katie Holmes pregnancy hoax?
Posted: 5/17/06 at 7:48pm

Have any magazines actually published a photo of Suri yet? I mean with the kind of media Tom enjoys...


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