Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
#1Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:55pm
Good for Levi! He landed an endorsement.

Levi Johnston Shows His Nuts in First Commercial
#2re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:55pmHow come dolly didn't break this news?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:56pmHe's probably still mopping up.
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#3re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 2:00pmI'm happy for Levi, but I hate California pistachios. I love the Turkish antep variety. (Nuts on the Net's "Gold Series" are to die for)
#4re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 2:29pmBuy these little nuts and see them in the up coming Playgirl spread!
#5re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 2:38pmIt's a little late for him to advocate using protection, no?
#6re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 3:58pmWow! My 17 year-old son has been going about this totally wrong! Instead of making good grades, getting experience, and studying great plays and playwrights for acting, I should have just told him to knock up the 17 year old daughter of a VP candidate! Then he could get cast in a national commercial and get his start in show business! It just amazes me how people are famous for doing nothing! Geez! p.s. however, I am glad to see the Palin karma
#7re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 4:22pmMom, it is a different world. One time unwed parents would have kept it a secret because of public scorned, now it is celebrated! Why spend the money to teach abstinence when we reward the other?
#8re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 5:43pmYeah Snafu! I guess I'm still "old school". Personally, I like to see hard work rewarded but this is the age of the Kardashians- need I say more?
#9re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 5:48pm
Well Mom, that's why you should always look at the after pics, not the before pics.
The After Pics
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#10re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 5:57pm
>>>"How come dolly didn't break this news?"<<<
Major computer problems lately.
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#11re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 6:04pmThat website is the saddest thing I've ever seen, Calvin. Something about the idea of Chris Atkins sitting by his computer hoping someone will pay him $20 to call and wish Aunt Clara a happy Birthday makes me want to cry.
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#13re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 6:21pm
Linda Harrison!
Mary Badham "Scout"
Felissa "The chick with the dick!" Rose
The best thing about this site is what they will call you for:
CALL JUST TO SAY HI MOTIVATIONAL CALL CONGRATULATIONS
VALENTINE'S DAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETEST DAY
MOTHER'S DAY THANK YOU CHRISTMAS
Like ANY of them have anything to motivate. These people will call you for $20!
#14re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 7:13pmOh I want Mr. Belding to call me on my birthday! Can you all chip in?
#15re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/5/09 at 7:51pm
When's Namo's birthday?
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#16re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:28amAll I can think of when I see this is 100 talented actors that could have made a better commercial, being put out of work for some ass wipe who couldn't wear a rubber.
#17re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/6/09 at 3:05amI don't get the protection joke. I mean, I get the condom part of it, but I don't understand what it has to do with eating nuts... the food kind.
#18re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/6/09 at 9:19am
"All I can think of when I see this is 100 talented actors that could have made a better commercial, being put out of work for some ass wipe who couldn't wear a rubber."
Levi's participation has generated buzz for them that they would never have gotten with anyone else. I have more problems with stars like Gene Hackman and Stockard Channing who do voiceover work for TV commercials. I am no more or less likely to go to Lowe's because Hackman voices their commercials, so why not let a 'regular' actor get the work?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#19re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/6/09 at 9:24am
When I was in high school I remember there used to be all sorts of slogs with "do it" in them. "Thespians do it ... on stage." "Math Club members do it ... with a compass." Or some such, so it's really just nothing more than dumb innuendo, with the "protection" of the bodyguard.
I feel bad for Levi. I mean, I feel bad for all of the kids that have had misfortune of having to look the senior Palins for guidance, but Levi is the one who is going to wind up dead (probably an OD) by 30, or in porn, or something like that. His just does not strike me as a story with a happy ending.
#20re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/6/09 at 10:47amBrian, I used to teach Marketing and the theory behind using celebs for voice overs is that you recognize something about the voice (you may not know exactly who it is) that puts you at ease, therefore trusting the company.
#21re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/6/09 at 10:56amHmmm, then I guess AIG was asking too much of Stockard Channing then...
#22re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:08pm
"so why not let a 'regular' actor get the work?"
Because he's not an actor. He's a sperm donor.
#23re: Levi Johnston Becomes Spokeman for Pistachios
Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:12pm^^ The point I was tryin (and failing, I guess) to make was that celeb voiceovers in commercials should go to 'regular' actors. I wasn't referring to Levi as any sort of actor.
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