Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet
#2
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:21pm
Is "faucet" a metaphor?
And how can one "live blog" on a message board?
And how can one "live blog" on a message board?
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#4
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:25pm
Be careful, I can think of one enormous Drip who might think you're name calling.
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#5
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:26pm
Namo - Pal Joey has started a live blogging on the message board so that everyone who cares what Pal Joey has to say can join him in his live blogging and post in this thread.
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#6
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:26pm
Are we talking bathroom or kitchen faucet here? I need to get all the facts before I can contribute to this stimulating thread...or is it a blog entry...now I'm confused.
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#7
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:28pm
That damn Bill Clinton didn't get there in time to tighten your pipes*, did he? It's all his fault.
*or whatever the proper plumber terminology is...
*or whatever the proper plumber terminology is...
#9
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:29pm
Do leaky toilets count?
What about leaky cups?
I also know of one leaky cauldron.
What about leaky cups?
I also know of one leaky cauldron.
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#10
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:34pm
I have a leaky watering can for my plants, it only leaks when there's water in it though. If I fill it up and let it leak can I participate or is this a faucets only sorta of thing?
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
#11
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:35pm
PalJoey is god
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#12
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:35pm
My wife said that she was going to bed and that I had to fix my faucet on my own! 
Updated On: 9/10/06 at 10:35 PM
#13
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:37pm
Turn off the water supply to the leaky faucet. Water shutoffs are often located under the sink but in older homes there may only be one main water shut off for the entire house, usually located where the water pipe enters (often facing the street).
2. Open the faucet and let any water in the pipes drain out. (Image 1)
3. Put in the sink drain plug or put a towel in the sink bottom. Faucets have small screws and you don't want to lose one down the drain. (Image 2)
4. Remove the faucet handle. Virtually all handles are attached with a screw often hidden under a decorative cap that can be pried off with a small screwdriver. (Image 3)
5. 5. Remove the workings of the faucet and determine what kind of repair is required (see Tips). Once you have identified what kind of faucet you have, see the related eHow for details on repairing your particular faucet.
-Murray Anderson , ehow.com
2. Open the faucet and let any water in the pipes drain out. (Image 1)
3. Put in the sink drain plug or put a towel in the sink bottom. Faucets have small screws and you don't want to lose one down the drain. (Image 2)
4. Remove the faucet handle. Virtually all handles are attached with a screw often hidden under a decorative cap that can be pried off with a small screwdriver. (Image 3)
5. 5. Remove the workings of the faucet and determine what kind of repair is required (see Tips). Once you have identified what kind of faucet you have, see the related eHow for details on repairing your particular faucet.
-Murray Anderson , ehow.com
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#14
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:40pm
my fawcet is working on something right now.
as asoon as i hear the drip, i will scurry back here & cut 'n' paste it as proof that my fawcet is indeed leaking.
& then you will all be exposed as the hypocrites you are!!!!!!
as asoon as i hear the drip, i will scurry back here & cut 'n' paste it as proof that my fawcet is indeed leaking.
& then you will all be exposed as the hypocrites you are!!!!!!
#15
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:40pm
Thank you all for your concern.
10:40 Drip
10:40 Drip
#16
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:42pm
this is fauscinating. please continue.
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#17
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:43pm
Farrah Faucet comes off as leaky sometimes.
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#18
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:44pm
10:19 PalJoey starts a thread about his leaky faucet and poses the hypothesis that other people might be sharing in his leaky faucet debacle
10:22 PalJoey posts "drip"
10:28 PalJoey posts "drip"
10:40 PalJoey posts gratitude for the concern shown by his fellow posters and again "drip"
10:22 PalJoey posts "drip"
10:28 PalJoey posts "drip"
10:40 PalJoey posts gratitude for the concern shown by his fellow posters and again "drip"
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
Updated On: 9/10/06 at 10:44 PM
#19
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:45pm
Whoa, Craig has turned into the facebook feed.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
Updated On: 9/10/06 at 10:45 PM
#20
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:47pm
Farrah's face leaks sometimes.
Stop looking at my charisma.
#21
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:48pm
Because Pal Joey's faucet has an irregular drip rate, I'm wondering if he perhaps has water pressure issues as well.
Don't be embarassed...PJ. We've all been there.
Don't be embarassed...PJ. We've all been there.
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
#22
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:49pm
Mmm, thrilling.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#23
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:50pm
I'm leaking, but that happens often especially when conditions are just, well, right.
#24
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:54pm
Thank you all for validating my Live Blogging.
Already my thread has more posts than that OTHER Live Blogging thread. Soon it will have more views as well--and it's been up for only half an hour.
I can't tell you how much this means to a Manhattan Liberal like myself.
I'm so verklempt I may have to start a blog.
Here's a little poem I hope you'll all believe I wrote myself:
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
Already my thread has more posts than that OTHER Live Blogging thread. Soon it will have more views as well--and it's been up for only half an hour.
I can't tell you how much this means to a Manhattan Liberal like myself.
I'm so verklempt I may have to start a blog.
Here's a little poem I hope you'll all believe I wrote myself:
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
#25
Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:56pm
PalJoey, you have it in you to be the next Shakespeare with that poem.
Stop looking at my charisma.
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