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#26

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:59pm

Wow...loved that poem. I read something like it once on some old English guys blog...but I like yours better.

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#27

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/10/06 at 10:59pm

Has Alestra made a comeback?

Women should be obscene and not heard. ~Groucho Marx

Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.

#28

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/10/06 at 11:00pm

Shakespeare? Are you accusing me of PLAGIARISM?

#29

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/10/06 at 11:01pm

If I am, will it start blog-worthy drama?

I was merely insisting that you have a Bard-like way with verse!

Stop looking at my charisma.

#30

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/10/06 at 11:02pm

No, I mean this is a message board. Taking credit for someone else's work on a message board isn't REALLY plagiarism.

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#31

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/10/06 at 11:03pm

Oh joy! My Live Blogging thread has surpassed that OTHER Live Blogging thread in views and posts.

Thank you, one and all--including you, Jose! Tonight I even have a big bear hug for the Bulldog.

Speaking of dogs, I have to take Miss Holly for a walk. Her bladder's about to burst.

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#32

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/10/06 at 11:03pm

Plagiarism, smagiarism! According to some school teachers it doesn't count if it's on a message board.

Updated On: 9/10/06 at 11:03 PM

#33

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/10/06 at 11:06pm

Does Miss Holly have a leaky bladder, then?

Stop looking at my charisma.

#34

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/10/06 at 11:36pm

i think your faucet is plagarizing "LITTLE APRIL SHOWERS" from WALT DISNEY'S BAMBI

then again, this is a message board so the conventions of literature do not exist here.

plus its liberal.

#35

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 12:07am

i am much more frustrated with the mob mentality

"Much more"? MUCH MORE?

To...do the things I've dreamed about
But never done before!
Perhaps I'm bad, or wild, or mad,
With lots of grief in store,
But I want much more than keeping house!
Much more!
Much more!
Much more!

#36

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 10:15am

10:14 am and the leaky faucet is still dripping.

#37

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 10:24am

Has the sink gotten that brown spot underneath the leak yet? Or does that just happen with us po' southerners' well water?

#38

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 10:27am

I think I'm going to go for live blogging history and live blog my dog's dinner to his subsequent BM.

#39

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 10:30am

Make sure to feed him something that includes an indigestible ingredient (corn is too obvious, but maybe leeks?) so we can have a twist ending.

Updated On: 9/11/06 at 10:30 AM

#40

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 10:37am

my friends dog ate a raffia basket.
that was certainly a twist ending.

#41

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 10:37am

Miss Holly likes to eat those bright orange or blue squishy earplugs that PalJoey'sPal needs for sleeping. Miss Holly cruises the floor on his side of the bed in the morning to see if any have fallen.

The earplugs are, of course, completely indigestible, so I tend to find them a few walks later, bright orange or blue in her poop.

And, yes, Calvin, us po' Yankees get rust stains in our sinks too.

#42

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 10:55am

PJ, The Elphapug is capable of expelling any indigestibles in about 6 hours. Perhaps he can MIss Holly can somehow mix their respective digestive systems and come up with something more convenient and less gross?

#43

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:03am

The plumbers union is in outrage over this incident.

The local utilities are at odds with them.

Who is to blame for this heinous incident.

The truth may never be revealed.

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#44

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:17am

Craig appears to be perilously close to being reduced to rendering PJ's live blogging in haiku form.

#45

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:20am

The plumbers' union is made up of lazy Democrats, so it's obviously all its members' fault.

#46

re: Live Blogging My Leaky Faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:22am

I'd file a grievance against you for saying that, Calvin, but I'd have to get up from my box of Ring Dings to do it.

#47

live blogging my leaky faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:22am

pj, how's that leak coming?

craig, your innocence and naivete are charming. clearly karl rove has used the powers of his office (its magical, y'know) to thwart any attempt to make repairs on pj's leak. should the democrats win in november i have it on good authority that this will be at the top of the lord high inquisitor conyers' list of things to investigate.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

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pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#48

live blogging my leaky faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:25am

If the wrench don't fit, you must acquit

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#49

live blogging my leaky faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:27am

That's not haiku, Craig. I'm disappointed.

#50

live blogging my leaky faucet

Posted: 9/11/06 at 11:31am

PJ Faucent Leaks
Conspiracy is at hand
we must live in fear

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

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