Madonna's new perfume

[kooky]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 2:30pm

Eau de Crap ..... "Truth Or Dare" Madonna what were you thinking ??? Not only does it stink..
there is a CROSS on the bottle .... that seems wildly inappropriate to me.
Guess she needs more $$$$$$

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 3:26pm

She says it smells like her Mother.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 3:32pm

there is a CROSS on the bottle .... that seems wildly inappropriate to me.

God is against smelling good now, too. Jesus, all those rules!

[kooky]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 3:40pm

YES, I think GOD would be every agreeable with people smelling good... however, in my experience of being in retail for 30 years there would be a denomination of customers who would not purchase because of the CROSS .....

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 5:16pm

It's probably because she's famous for being such a good Christian.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 9:57pm

"Hey kids, it's me, Madonna! 'Madonna!' Ask your two gay uncles. Madonna! Ma-DON-na! Anyway, if you like my divorce album, you'll LOVE being able to smell like my mother!"

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 10:05pm

Namo, that reads like something she'd have as her voicemail message.

"and leave a message at the beep!"

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 10:25pm

I was thinking of it more as a little speech at a Macy's Lucky Star Boutique with Lourdes Leon by her side.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 10:28pm

With the two of them spray unsuspecting people passing by.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 11:30pm

"Did Nawny really smell like this? Ecch."

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/1/12 at 11:33pm

"Sorry Lourdes, maybe next time I'll make a fragrance that reminds me of you and name it Ungrateful Bitch"

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 4/2/12 at 4:44am

I seriously thought this was another April Fools joke. Really?!

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 4/2/12 at 5:55am

there is a CROSS on the bottle .... that seems wildly inappropriate to me...

Oh boy, I can't wait to read what you think once you get to see her LIKE A PRAYER video...


/sarcasm

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 4/2/12 at 6:12am

There is not one single person on the planet who would buy a fragrance that had Madonna's name on it who would be put off by it having a cross on the bottle. Not one.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/2/12 at 10:51am

So...you aren't aware that Madonna has been associated with the cross since...well, her career began?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/2/12 at 10:52am

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/2/12 at 10:53am

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/2/12 at 10:57am

[sabrelady]

Posted: 4/3/12 at 11:33pm

I presume "Eau de Crotch Rot" was already taken?

[EricMontreal22]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 4:21pm

Celeb fragrances always make me laugh--I see this one is made by the same people who make the Britney, Kylie, JLo (ad nauseum) scents. Meh

The reviews on Amazon are HILARIOUS--how it reminds people of visiting their grandma--old flowers, etc. A few of the more serious ones have said it smells a lot like Liz Taylor's White Diamonds...

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 4:28pm

I bet it smells like hydrangea.

[EricMontreal22]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 4:30pm

Ha, I thought of that too. Aparently it uses gardenias though, LOL.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 4/5/12 at 7:03am

OMG, this thread is hi-larious!

[Jane2]

Posted: 4/5/12 at 1:41pm

Hiney #5.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/5/12 at 3:22pm

Aren't celebrity fragrances always relegated to Sears or Kohls after a couple of months? I swear my local Sears is still trying to get rid of their stock of Tantrum by Andre Agassi.