Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part III) - GuyfromGermany — Page 80

#1976

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:16pm

is it true you were one of the original golden girls?

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#1977

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:17pm

Yes.

There were originally two sluts. Rue didn't care for that, so off I went...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1978

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:18pm

Apparently I'm INVISIBLE today.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1979

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:19pm

Oh, Rosie, don't be silly!!!!!! I mean, if you stood on your tiptoes...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1980

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:19pm

Has anyone seen Rath today?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1981

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:20pm

That's better, Jaily!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1982

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:20pm

Why is there a fat man screaming in your avatar, Miss O'Donnell?

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1983

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:22pm

Okay, them's fightin' words.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1984

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:23pm

*titters cutely*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1985

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:24pm

If it was actually a punishment, I'd bitchslap you.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1986

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:28pm

See how you make me feel? SEE!?!?!?!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1987

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:29pm

Wow - I don't remember you being that adorable!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1988

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:33pm

Oh, you vicious cu...say, has anyone ever pointed out that Debra Monk and Alfred Hitchcock bear a striking resemblance to one another?

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1989

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:34pm

Am I allowed to kick the CoTD where it hurts?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1990

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:35pm

can you kick that high Rath?

#1991

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:35pm

No but I know someone who can.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1992

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:35pm

I thought she was a Rockette once..oh wait....she dated a Rockette once.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1993

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:36pm

I'm just sayin...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1994

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:36pm

Hey, this thread isn't about me!

*kicks Jaily in the ankle*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 8/1/06 at 01:36 PM

#1995

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:36pm

this thread is definitely winning for best read of the day.
How many more short jokes are there to make about Rath?

Six (I counted). Then we move on to RobbO.

#1996

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:38pm

Damn you, bway. If you weren't so damn tall...

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1997

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:39pm

Chin and neck ... just sayin'

#1998

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:39pm

singer, are you related to mr. mel gibson? i'm just sayin'.

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#1999

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:40pm

For the last time, SOMMS, I don't tell him who to date! Stop taking it out on mah woman!!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2000

message board celebrity of the day - JailyardGuy

Posted: 8/1/06 at 1:43pm

This is So. Much. Fun.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.