Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part II) - Shameless — Page 177

First of all- I don't remember seeing you on the board, PB, but congratulations! I'm sorry it's so late, but I've had a difficult time today.

"Oh, I seriously doubt they poo like I do."
I love that sentence. and Namo, what Dido's did you mean that is now gone?

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True, PJ, this thread is only supposed to be goodness and light.

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A belated congrats PB Ent. Enjoy your day.

Updated On: 4/6/06 at 12:27 AM

Morning', turning this into an autbiography just to annoy some and inform others because I probably won't have the interest or the opportunity to say this twice. So here goes... For those who don't know me, which is a good 60% of you crazies... Here's the Cliff notes version (and I really could give a **** who embelishes it).

PB ENT. is Pati B, and yes, as one pathetic pest repeats at every opportunity my name is mentioned, that IS what most people, actors, theater friends, personal friends, call me... deal with it. I run a small company that produces events, work with fundraisers, books talent both Broadway and regionally.
I wrote reviews/interviews for Talkin'Broadway, a site I still visit and post. When I became an agent, this was a policy conflict for TB and I willingly agreed to move on. Rob Diamond
and I sorta found each other and we struck an agreement based on openness and a trust factor about my writing for BWW without overly exploiting my personal clients. So far it's working!

It's obvious (HA!) that I hold no degree in journalism and sometimes even my editor :coughrob: misses my boo-boos. I'm just a theater seat warmer who enjoys writing/interviewing/working with creative people onstage and off. My column here is called "Pati's Place...Philly and more! and I let people know what's up in me neck of the woods. I do it for the fun and to promote people who are half killing themsevles working in this "glamourous" business. It serves me well, as well.

I have had my share of laughs and run ins here at the Drama Club, and paid the price, wised up and lay low. Now, I stick to theater related topics and keep my reputation where I need it to remain. Those who cross the line with me here are dealt with. Reminder: I and my atty. live 20 mins. from Camden, NJ, the country's #1 most dangerous city, where people become fish food in the Delaware river and/or the Camden Aquariam which is a major food supply to most of S. Joi-sey.

It's obvious, I was brought into this "celebrity queen for a day" just to twist a few knickers. Hey, if it worked for y'all ...whatever.

I gotta admit this is a collection of the good, the bad and the ugly. Also the funny, the sick, the wanna bees, the groupies and the cockroaches. A sock puppet will rear up every now and then to seperate you all into categories ...or I hear a family tree (?). Whatever!

I only know the oldies but "goodie/crusties" of this place. Quickly browsing those who have already been mentioned in this "celebrity" party, some who I would deem worthy as a famous/infamous "character" have already been mentioned.

With that in mind...I have a tough choice. I would love to pass along this "jester crown" to a few whom I know would bring the "hits" volume and hysteria to a new sinking level of debauchery....Mary Ethel or VoiceAnth (I have a weakness for hairy, bald men)...but I will relinquish the day( thank god) to a "gentleman" that I have met poi-sonially and who's secrets are in my vault ....The righteous, irreverent, rigorous, rascal...RIGHT SAID RICK!



Sammy, I will unblock you... and you may join me for a Chevis Regal in Philly one day...but no more "foul balls".



Love, (HA!)

PB ENT/Pati b ( that's what her theater friends call her)

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PB..thanks for that mini-auto....it was nice to read...as for your choice for the new CotD..it's brilliant...he is one of my favorite..ummmmm..posters. So today I raise a glass and crown RSR....now I hope he shows up and has some new pictures.

1st question Ricky..What Inspires You?

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To my favorite HOTTIE,
Have a nice day, hot stuff.
XOXOXOXOX,
Corine

Good job, Pati, on all counts.

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Oh boyo, I have sent a contact flare out for RIghtSaidRick, he's learned how to go underground pretty well so it may take some time to locate his vile persona, in the meantime I would tell you all to take cover.

Here's an old bit of RSR prose for the unknowing, you might want to do a search and get up to speed on his "talents":

"In celebration, I am gonna give a general amnesty to those I was planning to abduct, assault or otherwise do great bodily harm. ('cept, of course, Shaiman who cannot seem to get enough. Doesn't this man know the meaning of the term "safe word?") Gotta get back to the car battery, those nipples ain't gonna electrocute themselves."

Updated On: 4/6/06 at 10:02 AM

Eddie,
If RSR was single, I would gladly go in his trunk.
HEH!
But Pepperoni is not as spicy as me.
C

I hear the Roni's not for eatin' in Rick's little world. At least at first.

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No sign of the Master yet?

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Seeing as beacon likes to make me wanna hit the interstate in search of new "friends", I'll take a whack at her list,

1. Favorite sandwich filling (...I usually ask this one but
today I could regret it.) That's any easy one, fresh scat.

2. What will your epitaph be? He made his Mamaw n' Ed Gein proud.

3. Place you've never been but would love to visit? Chernobyl.

4. Favorite nickname for Eddie Varley? Another easy one, Mr. Newly Acquired Genital Warts.

5. Favorite music to listen to while puttering around the
house? The early musical stylings of Albert Fish.

1. If you were to address Congress, what would you tell them is the number one blight on America?

2. If Eddie Varley, the Easter Bunny and the Great Pumpkin were all visiting you for dinner. Who would you serve first?

3. Wine with roadkill. Too gauche?

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