Jahzeusmerumba beacon, ya likes ta ask the questions don't ya?
1. If you were to address Congress, what would you tell them is the number one blight on America? I've said it before and i'll say it again, the traitorous race-mixin' of HAIRSPRAY!
2. If Eddie Varley, the Easter Bunny and the Great Pumpkin were all visiting you for dinner. Who would you serve first? There ain't none of them people beacon, they're all just fantasy characters.
3. Wine with roadkill. Too gauche? Roadkill is to be eaten on the spot, no time for a fancypants wine, ya just rip it open, savor the kill girl.
Updated On: 4/6/06 at 04:13 PM