Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part II) - Shameless- Page 178

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:27pm

Rick, tall and thin or short and fat?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:28pm

Toilet tramp eh? No one has ever used such sweet words on me before. Mister, the next time I see you expect a big wet sloppy kiss.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:31pm

your welcome my furry friend! ::steppin back from that chainsaw:: (I ain't yo mama!)

I would just like to confirm or dispel a rumor. I heard someone spotted Marc Shaiman in your basement, in his underwear, chained to a old typewriter eating from a can of cat food. And that's how he gets inspried to write such wonderful ditties.
True or False? Thanks much.

Updated On: 4/6/06 at 02:31 PM

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:40pm

I heard it was dog food. Oh these rumors are out of control. Were they boxers or briefs?

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:40pm

Rick,

I can do things for you your wife can't.

Would you like to see my tuck?

[Mamamia Sammy2]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 2:46pm

Rick, I am so glad that you mentioned the Corine's Corner.

Do you have a favorite part of the Corner?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 3:08pm

*scratches head a bit and shrugs*

I think we have not only jumped the shark now, we have become chum.

[Luscious]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 3:31pm

How ever will the BWW Queen for a Day thread get back on track? Will it... could it... ever be taken seriously again?

My question to RSR... What was you favorite book/story as a child?

Updated On: 4/6/06 at 03:31 PM

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 3:38pm

I am going to go out on a limb and guess that Rick's favorite part of the Corner is the Beauty tips.

(Oh, and Robbie, we have all seen your tuck. Now we really want to see your nip!)

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 3:58pm

papa, you is a man after mah own black heart. So I'm gonna set you right when goin' about fixin' nipples for the dinner table. I like ta steam 'em up with some lemons and a splash a' Old Grand Dad..as a certain little broadway talkin' lady likes ta say...

YUMMY!

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:10pm

Shouldn't there be an official bio for a celeb like RSR?

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:13pm

Jahzeusmerumba beacon, ya likes ta ask the questions don't ya?

1. If you were to address Congress, what would you tell them is the number one blight on America? I've said it before and i'll say it again, the traitorous race-mixin' of HAIRSPRAY!

2. If Eddie Varley, the Easter Bunny and the Great Pumpkin were all visiting you for dinner. Who would you serve first? There ain't none of them people beacon, they're all just fantasy characters.

3. Wine with roadkill. Too gauche? Roadkill is to be eaten on the spot, no time for a fancypants wine, ya just rip it open, savor the kill girl.
Updated On: 4/6/06 at 04:13 PM

[Corine2]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:24pm

RSR-
You are so silly. If I gave you a years supply of Nair would you use it?

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:27pm

What is the capitol of Indiana?

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:29pm

LOL, Calvin L-O-L

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 4:46pm

Sueleen asks “Rick, tall and thin or short and fat?” I like them close to the ground ma’am.

Patti regarding your question, Shaiman ain’t gots no time for any composing when he’s a “guest” in my cellar, it’s all hogtying, 24/7…
I use a particularly dangerous variation of the hogtie to torture Mr. Shaiman : his hands are tied behind his back and those webbed feet are tied together, with one end of the rope around his lil’ neck. The tension on the neck-rope can only be relieved if he keeps his neck, back and legs arched; eventually, that lil’ Tony winning scamp tires and strangles himself. It’s then that he usually soils himself too and passes out. Oh, yeah Sueleen, he don’t wear no boxers or briefs, I like to keep him in a dirty burlap diaper.

Would you like to see my tuck? Robbiej, If ya mean that leathery roast beef looking thing you were wavin’ at me the other night, I’ve had mah fill princess.

Do you have a favorite part of the Corner? Mamamia Sammy2, my favorite would have to be, “The pepperoni buffet”.

What was you favorite book/story as a child? Well Luscious, I’d have to wager my favorite was the transcripts from the The Trail of Charles Manson, it’s given me keen insight into the human heart.
This quote always brings a tear to my good eye:

"Mr. and Mrs. America--you are wrong. I am not the King of the Jews nor am I a hippie cult leader. I am what you have made me and the mad dog devil killer fiend leper is a reflection of your society. . .Whatever the outcome of this madness that you call a fair trial or Christian justice, you can know this: In my mind's eye my thoughts light fires in your cities."

That Mr. Manson was a true poet, how come there ain’t no high kickin’ Broadway musical about him? Looks like Mr. Shaiman’s gonna be writing some new tunes tonight after all…

[Corine2]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 5:54pm

Pepperoni Buffet? Ah. Well, RSR, I told you that was our little secret.
PS I never saw a pepperoni that I didn't like. All sizes work.
Updated On: 4/6/06 at 05:54 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 6:04pm

"Prude" my ass.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 6:09pm

geez, namo, right here?

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:30pm

More questions:

1. Marc Shaiman and Eddie Varley are called to testify before
Congress about you and your "activities". Who will breakdown
first and tell all?

2. A Reunion of the cast of "Friends"...good idea or do the
voices in your head say otherwise?

3. Will you be going to see Patrick Wilson in "Barefoot in the
Park"?

4. Favorite flavor of Kool-Aid?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:36pm

beacs, are you sure you want Mr. Rick that close to Patrick?

[Luscious]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:42pm

...or to Kool-Aid?

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 9:44pm

LOL...

Mister Wilson is a brave and strong man. He looks like he can run real fast too... :o)

[Corine2]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 10:33pm

Pizza Monster-
It is called "humor".

Or lack of humor. Sadly, Vilanch is not my comedy writer. Updated On: 4/6/06 at 10:33 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/6/06 at 10:52pm

I have dumped Eddie for RSR. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh