Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part I) - papalovesmambo- Page 87

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 8:46am

*lights up some firecrackers* Whoooooo! Happy New Year!

Oh and happy overextended Tiff Day!

[mominator]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 8:51am

Good morning all!! Hope everyone is having an excellent weekend.
Need coffee

[shameless]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:18am

Just helping the cause, BUMP!!!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:37am

Ugh - I just took a look at the gold card charges -

How many lap dances did you order?

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 2:38pm

Hmmmm... more questions for Tiff.

If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only have one breed of animal with you, what would you choose?

Who was your first-ever crush?

When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 2:54pm

Good late-morning, all!

Thanks for the Chinese new year well-wishes. I'm waiting for the parents to get back so I can finally get my annual payout!

12 courses. I'm going to be Fatty Fat Fattest by the end of the 15 days!

YWIW??? - Oh honey, for that price, it was more than a lap dance, and well worth your money.

CostumeMistress - If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only have one breed of animal with you, what would you choose?

I suppose the stereotypical Chinese answer would be, "a stray dog so I could eat it". Er, seriously...hmmm...a suppose a turtle. It's my favorite animal, and would survive in that climate easily.

Who was your first-ever crush?

Tom Cruise. It's over between us now, but I looooved him. And Mel Gibson. I sure could pick those religious zealots, couldn't I!

When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A lawyer and an actress. I still try to reconcile both nowadays but with little successs. My secret burning to desire is to act, but my stark reality prevents me from pursuing it.

Updated On: 1/29/06 at 02:54 PM

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 3:39pm

Tiff...

You were almost at the bottom of the page. Don't you have servants whose only responsibility is keeping you near the top? Perhaps heads need to roll???

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:02pm

That's YOUR job, Beacon.

On your knees, slave!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:29pm

Somewhere I am hearing

"Thank you Mistress Tiff, may I have another."

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:33pm

She's pissed off Rath a number of times...

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:44pm

No question... just one more Hurrah! for Tiff.

[xM3L24x]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:45pm

CONGRATULATIONS! =)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:48pm

Yeah, and the payback's always so...severe. *yawns* (Wow, I actually yawned while I typed that.)

Hmm...most daring thing I've done...this past trip to New York was pretty daring. I threw a few grand (which I couldn't afford) to the wind, just about lost my job over it, turned down additional PA work, pissed off my family, relied on the hospitality of an online friend I'd never met before and came out here. And now, having a single-digit bank account balance really puts things in perspective, especially with a 5-digit law school tab looming this September.

So maybe that wasn't so much "daring" as "hedonistic and ill-planned", but there you go!


ETA: Thanks, Mel!

Updated On: 1/29/06 at 04:48 PM

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:02pm

*frantically typing*

bump

Must not let the thread sink low.
Must not let the thread sink low.
Must not let the thread sink low.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:03pm

Beacon-minion, go answer the last 5 questions I did.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:06pm

Here's my question for Tiff:

Describe your first kiss.


(I guess I didn't really ask that in the form of a question... god I would suck at Jeopardy )

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:06pm

Mistress?

I wouldn't DARE to presume to walk where you have walked...breathed where you have breathed...posted where you have posted...

*bows deeply and continues dusting U2 CD covers*

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:29pm

*bump*

Is this how Atlas feels? Or Prometheus? Or Tartarus?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:34pm

Jello up a hill, what?

My first kiss, eh? Nothing erotic. He was an older man named Graham, he snuck up behind me and pinned me against a wall and laid one on me. Romantic, huh?

Except by "wall", I mean "cubby". And by "older man", I mean he was in grade 4 and I was in grade 3.

It was the beginning of the end for me.

Beacon, don't worry about polishing Pop. I use it as a coaster.

Doesn't anyone else get to answer questions? It's so boring just reading my answers!

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:37pm

But you answers are so interesting. so insightful.

They explain sooo much...

Besides, MY first kiss was in the third grade too. He was a classmate who was following me home and badgering me for a kiss He said he would keep following me until I gave in.

So I let him kiss me--and then swore him to secrecy. I can't remember if he kept his word. Having the "Y" chromosome makes me think he did not... (Sorry for the generalization guys...)

Updated On: 1/29/06 at 06:37 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:50pm

Yeah, no kidding. Suddenly you're thinking, "She makes Jacko look NORMAL!" hahaha

So what else can you tell me about yourself, Beacs? Aside from your cute av and unhealthy obsession with Patrick? (And I say "unhealthy" without any judgment - he's sssmokin'!)

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:53pm

That's about it.

I'm quite uncomplicated.

Oldest child. Single woman. Active (ie practicing) Mormon (a returned missionary!). College Graduate (law school applicant at one time. Oh that LSAT!). Employed. Genealogy enthusiast and trainer. Reader, writer, choir member. Patrick Wilson stalker...

I believe that summarizes the FBI file.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:59pm

Oldest child. Single woman. Practicing agnostic , but have Mormon friends! College Graduate (that LSAT is the bane of my existence - with my GPA, I shouldn't have to beg law schools to accept me, if not for that thing!). Between employment, but that's how the film industry goes. Reader, writer, enjoys choirs. Hugh Jackman stalker...

See, we do have some similarities!

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 7:02pm

If we meet and match the two halves of our amulets...will camerangel burst into flames? (She also speaks fluent "Mormon".)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 7:03pm

Pwahaha! Where IS camerangel anyway??