#2151
Posted: 1/29/06 at 8:46am
*lights up some firecrackers* Whoooooo! Happy New Year!
Oh and happy overextended Tiff Day!
Oh and happy overextended Tiff Day!
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#2152
Posted: 1/29/06 at 8:51am
Good morning all!! Hope everyone is having an excellent weekend.
Need coffee
Need coffee
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#2153
Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:18am
Just helping the cause, BUMP!!!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2154
Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:37am
Ugh - I just took a look at the gold card charges -
How many lap dances did you order?
How many lap dances did you order?
#2155
Posted: 1/29/06 at 2:38pm
Hmmmm... more questions for Tiff.
If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only have one breed of animal with you, what would you choose?
Who was your first-ever crush?
When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only have one breed of animal with you, what would you choose?
Who was your first-ever crush?
When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)
#2156
Posted: 1/29/06 at 2:54pm
Good late-morning, all!
Thanks for the Chinese new year well-wishes. I'm waiting for the parents to get back so I can finally get my annual payout!
12 courses. I'm going to be Fatty Fat Fattest by the end of the 15 days!
YWIW??? - Oh honey, for that price, it was more than a lap dance, and well worth your money.
CostumeMistress - If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only have one breed of animal with you, what would you choose?
I suppose the stereotypical Chinese answer would be, "a stray dog so I could eat it". Er, seriously...hmmm...a suppose a turtle. It's my favorite animal, and would survive in that climate easily.
Who was your first-ever crush?
Tom Cruise.
It's over between us now, but I looooved him. And Mel Gibson. I sure could pick those religious zealots, couldn't I!
When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A lawyer and an actress. I still try to reconcile both nowadays but with little successs. My secret burning to desire is to act, but my stark reality prevents me from pursuing it.
Thanks for the Chinese new year well-wishes. I'm waiting for the parents to get back so I can finally get my annual payout!
12 courses. I'm going to be Fatty Fat Fattest by the end of the 15 days!
YWIW??? - Oh honey, for that price, it was more than a lap dance, and well worth your money.
CostumeMistress - If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only have one breed of animal with you, what would you choose?
I suppose the stereotypical Chinese answer would be, "a stray dog so I could eat it".
Er, seriously...hmmm...a suppose a turtle. It's my favorite animal, and would survive in that climate easily. Who was your first-ever crush?
Tom Cruise.
It's over between us now, but I looooved him. And Mel Gibson. I sure could pick those religious zealots, couldn't I! When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A lawyer and an actress. I still try to reconcile both nowadays but with little successs. My secret burning to desire is to act, but my stark reality prevents me from pursuing it.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 02:54 PM
#2157
Posted: 1/29/06 at 3:39pm
Tiff...
You were almost at the bottom of the page. Don't you have servants whose only responsibility is keeping you near the top? Perhaps heads need to roll???
You were almost at the bottom of the page. Don't you have servants whose only responsibility is keeping you near the top? Perhaps heads need to roll???
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#2158
Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:02pm
That's YOUR job, Beacon.
On your knees, slave!
On your knees, slave!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2159
Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:29pm
Somewhere I am hearing
"Thank you Mistress Tiff, may I have another."
"Thank you Mistress Tiff, may I have another."
#2160
Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:33pm
She's pissed off Rath a number of times...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2161
Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:44pm
No question... just one more Hurrah! for Tiff.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#2163
Posted: 1/29/06 at 4:48pm
Yeah, and the payback's always so...severe. *yawns* (Wow, I actually yawned while I typed that.)
Hmm...most daring thing I've done...this past trip to New York was pretty daring. I threw a few grand (which I couldn't afford) to the wind, just about lost my job over it, turned down additional PA work, pissed off my family, relied on the hospitality of an online friend I'd never met before and came out here. And now, having a single-digit bank account balance really puts things in perspective, especially with a 5-digit law school tab looming this September.
So maybe that wasn't so much "daring" as "hedonistic and ill-planned", but there you go!
ETA: Thanks, Mel!
Hmm...most daring thing I've done...this past trip to New York was pretty daring. I threw a few grand (which I couldn't afford) to the wind, just about lost my job over it, turned down additional PA work, pissed off my family, relied on the hospitality of an online friend I'd never met before and came out here. And now, having a single-digit bank account balance really puts things in perspective, especially with a 5-digit law school tab looming this September.
So maybe that wasn't so much "daring" as "hedonistic and ill-planned", but there you go!
ETA: Thanks, Mel!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 04:48 PM
#2164
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:02pm
*frantically typing*
bump
Must not let the thread sink low.
Must not let the thread sink low.
Must not let the thread sink low.
bump
Must not let the thread sink low.
Must not let the thread sink low.
Must not let the thread sink low.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#2165
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:03pm
Beacon-minion, go answer the last 5 questions I did.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2166
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:06pm
Here's my question for Tiff:
Describe your first kiss.
(I guess I didn't really ask that in the form of a question... god I would suck at Jeopardy)
Describe your first kiss.
(I guess I didn't really ask that in the form of a question... god I would suck at Jeopardy
)
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#2167
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:06pm
Mistress?
I wouldn't DARE to presume to walk where you have walked...breathed where you have breathed...posted where you have posted...
*bows deeply and continues dusting U2 CD covers*
I wouldn't DARE to presume to walk where you have walked...breathed where you have breathed...posted where you have posted...
*bows deeply and continues dusting U2 CD covers*
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#2168
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:29pm
*bump*
Is this how Atlas feels? Or Prometheus? Or Tartarus?
Is this how Atlas feels? Or Prometheus? Or Tartarus?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#2169
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:34pm
Jello up a hill, what?
My first kiss, eh? Nothing erotic. He was an older man named Graham, he snuck up behind me and pinned me against a wall and laid one on me. Romantic, huh?
Except by "wall", I mean "cubby". And by "older man", I mean he was in grade 4 and I was in grade 3.
It was the beginning of the end for me.
Beacon, don't worry about polishing Pop. I use it as a coaster.
Doesn't anyone else get to answer questions? It's so boring just reading my answers!
My first kiss, eh? Nothing erotic. He was an older man named Graham, he snuck up behind me and pinned me against a wall and laid one on me. Romantic, huh?
Except by "wall", I mean "cubby". And by "older man", I mean he was in grade 4 and I was in grade 3.
It was the beginning of the end for me.
Beacon, don't worry about polishing Pop. I use it as a coaster.
Doesn't anyone else get to answer questions? It's so boring just reading my answers!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2170
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:37pm
But you answers are so interesting. so insightful.
They explain sooo much...
Besides, MY first kiss was in the third grade too. He was a classmate who was following me home and badgering me for a kiss He said he would keep following me until I gave in.
So I let him kiss me--and then swore him to secrecy. I can't remember if he kept his word. Having the "Y" chromosome makes me think he did not... (Sorry for the generalization guys...)
They explain sooo much...
Besides, MY first kiss was in the third grade too. He was a classmate who was following me home and badgering me for a kiss He said he would keep following me until I gave in.
So I let him kiss me--and then swore him to secrecy. I can't remember if he kept his word. Having the "Y" chromosome makes me think he did not... (Sorry for the generalization guys...)
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 06:37 PM
#2171
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:50pm
Yeah, no kidding. Suddenly you're thinking, "She makes Jacko look NORMAL!" hahaha
So what else can you tell me about yourself, Beacs? Aside from your cute av and unhealthy obsession with Patrick? (And I say "unhealthy" without any judgment - he's sssmokin'!)
So what else can you tell me about yourself, Beacs? Aside from your cute av and unhealthy obsession with Patrick? (And I say "unhealthy" without any judgment - he's sssmokin'!)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2172
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:53pm
That's about it.
I'm quite uncomplicated.
Oldest child. Single woman. Active (ie practicing) Mormon (a returned missionary!). College Graduate (law school applicant at one time. Oh that LSAT!). Employed. Genealogy enthusiast and trainer. Reader, writer, choir member. Patrick Wilson stalker...
I believe that summarizes the FBI file.
I'm quite uncomplicated.
Oldest child. Single woman. Active (ie practicing) Mormon (a returned missionary!). College Graduate (law school applicant at one time. Oh that LSAT!). Employed. Genealogy enthusiast and trainer. Reader, writer, choir member. Patrick Wilson stalker...
I believe that summarizes the FBI file.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#2173
Posted: 1/29/06 at 6:59pm
Oldest child. Single woman. Practicing agnostic , but have Mormon friends! College Graduate (that LSAT is the bane of my existence - with my GPA, I shouldn't have to beg law schools to accept me, if not for that thing!). Between employment, but that's how the film industry goes. Reader, writer, enjoys choirs. Hugh Jackman stalker...
See, we do have some similarities!
, but have Mormon friends! College Graduate (that LSAT is the bane of my existence - with my GPA, I shouldn't have to beg law schools to accept me, if not for that thing!). Between employment, but that's how the film industry goes. Reader, writer, enjoys choirs. Hugh Jackman stalker... See, we do have some similarities!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2174
Posted: 1/29/06 at 7:02pm
If we meet and match the two halves of our amulets...will camerangel burst into flames? (She also speaks fluent "Mormon".)
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#2175
Posted: 1/29/06 at 7:03pm
Pwahaha! Where IS camerangel anyway??
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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