Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part I) - papalovesmambo- Page 90

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:36pm

sassyfrASS

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:45pm

Undi, she would choose a fat elephant, of course!

[Plum]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:45pm

Or maybe a walrus.

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:46pm

More questions...
What's your favorite kind of candy?
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Do you like green M&Ms?
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Can a babysit your future kids?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:48pm

*pictures Tiff with kids*




*gets gun, blows own head off*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:48pm

Koo koo cachew!

Undi, I used to have a pet rabbit which I adored, big brown eyes, black fur. We kept him in a cage in the backyard but didn't know we had racoons in the neighborhood, until the next morning we found its body, headless, with the spine sticking out, on the lawn. And then a few months later we had a baby turle, the size if you put your index and thumb together. We stuck it in the bathtub so it could swim a bit while we went for dinner. When we got back, apparently the hot water had been left, dripping, and it got cooked.

So if I could choose an animal and keep it alive, I would choose another turtle or bunny. But for general purposes, it's probably best I don't have any more pets.

Oh, and I want a pony.

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:49pm

A pink pony?

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:53pm

*feels sick to stomach*

Tiff...should there be a disclaimer posted at the beginning of your responses*

*hunts for pepto-bismal*

If you could have any singer, croon a song in your honor who would it be and what would they sing?

[Plum]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:55pm

I remember once I found a stuffed rabbit in a friend's basement.


It wasn't a stuffed rabbit. But at least the cat was nice enough to arrange it neck wound-down.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:59pm

Pink, baby blue, I don't care. I just want an Italian stallion to ride.

More questions...
What's your favorite kind of candy?

I'm actually not really one for sweets. My extra pounds are due more from eating big meals than eating, say, dessert or something. So if you wanted to give me a sweet I'd enjoy, I love cookies. Peanut butter, or chocolate chip, or white chocolate chip in chocolate cookie.

If you were a crayon what color would you be?

Pink. Or a royal blue. Or hot blood red.

Do you like green M&Ms?

Do those exist? Is that a trick question? Are you testing me? What's my heart rate now? I like all M&Ms. Especially peanut.

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

Colgate, but if I could, I've spring for something more concentrated and effective.

Can a babysit your future kids?

Sure, I'll clear it with Brad, and you can babysit little Audrey Pitt whenever you want.

Although actually when I just read that, this was my exchange with Rath on AIM:

Tiff (7:53:42 PM): Dude, me with kids. Pwahahahaha!!!!!!
Tiff (7:53:45 PM): what a HORRIFYING thought.
Tiff (7:53:52 PM): they should call social services just to collect all my eggs.
Rath (7:53:54 PM): see what it did to me???????????
Rath (7:53:56 PM): HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Tiff (7:53:56 PM): as a preventative measure.

[Plum]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:03pm

Tiff, you need Mentadent. Every other toothpaste tastes like candy to me in comparison.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:04pm

OH MY GOD THAT WAS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION!!!!!

*sues Tiff*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:04pm

Mmm...I'll look into Mentadent! I find Colgate is just meh. And Sensodyn doesn't do anything.

BTW, I'm having trouble opening a reply screen to reply to your PM.

[Plum]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:09pm

Madness! First I can't send you PMs, and now this. Oy.

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:10pm

Atleast it isn't pictures, Rath!

*sighs in relief* I my utter dismay, I won't grow up and become Tiff.
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:10 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:11pm

Oh my! Is that why everyone's being so nice to me?

*backs away slowly*

This is all with ulterior motives?


*eyes fill up with tears*



Bitches!

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:12pm

*passes Tiff Kleenex*

I don't have an ulterior motive, Tiff...it's THE REST OF THEM I'd watch out for...

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:13pm

Tiff, we've gone over this already, stating the obvious doesn't make you keeeewl.

Actually the truth is Tiff, you're more facinating than US History HW...and the lady from Skidmore that would not shut up...
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:13 PM

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:15pm

Your Fatness- what art do you have on your walls? (besides the spaghetti sauce stains of course).

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:17pm

At least I'm not being nice!

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:18pm

We don't expect any less.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:20pm

There's the projectile vomit stains after I binge ate on the mac and cheese...very Pollack-esque.


Hmm...I've got a collage of photos from my travels. A print of Rodin's The Thinker, Chagall's "I and the Thinker" and "The Violinist" and a smaller print of Da Vinci's "Virgin of the Rocks".

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:20pm

Hey now, I'm asking a serious question here! Answer, please!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:21pm

*opens wide*


*sprays Pam in*


Mmm...breath-freshener.

I smell a COOTTs coming on!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:22pm

Jane, your av...the hell?