Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part I) - papalovesmambo — Page 90
#2227
Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:45pm
Undi, she would choose a fat elephant, of course!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#2229
Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:46pm
More questions...
What's your favorite kind of candy?
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Do you like green M&Ms?
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Can a babysit your future kids?
What's your favorite kind of candy?
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Do you like green M&Ms?
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Can a babysit your future kids?
#2230
Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:48pm
*pictures Tiff with kids*
*gets gun, blows own head off*
*gets gun, blows own head off*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2231
Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:48pm
Koo koo cachew!
Undi, I used to have a pet rabbit which I adored, big brown eyes, black fur. We kept him in a cage in the backyard but didn't know we had racoons in the neighborhood, until the next morning we found its body, headless, with the spine sticking out, on the lawn. And then a few months later we had a baby turle, the size if you put your index and thumb together. We stuck it in the bathtub so it could swim a bit while we went for dinner. When we got back, apparently the hot water had been left, dripping, and it got cooked.
So if I could choose an animal and keep it alive, I would choose another turtle or bunny. But for general purposes, it's probably best I don't have any more pets.
Oh, and I want a pony.
Undi, I used to have a pet rabbit which I adored, big brown eyes, black fur. We kept him in a cage in the backyard but didn't know we had racoons in the neighborhood, until the next morning we found its body, headless, with the spine sticking out, on the lawn. And then a few months later we had a baby turle, the size if you put your index and thumb together. We stuck it in the bathtub so it could swim a bit while we went for dinner. When we got back, apparently the hot water had been left, dripping, and it got cooked.
So if I could choose an animal and keep it alive, I would choose another turtle or bunny. But for general purposes, it's probably best I don't have any more pets.
Oh, and I want a pony.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2233
Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:53pm
*feels sick to stomach*
Tiff...should there be a disclaimer posted at the beginning of your responses*
*hunts for pepto-bismal*
If you could have any singer, croon a song in your honor who would it be and what would they sing?
Tiff...should there be a disclaimer posted at the beginning of your responses*
*hunts for pepto-bismal*
If you could have any singer, croon a song in your honor who would it be and what would they sing?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#2234
Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:55pm
I remember once I found a stuffed rabbit in a friend's basement.
It wasn't a stuffed rabbit. But at least the cat was nice enough to arrange it neck wound-down.
It wasn't a stuffed rabbit. But at least the cat was nice enough to arrange it neck wound-down.
#2235
Posted: 1/29/06 at 10:59pm
Pink, baby blue, I don't care. I just want an Italian stallion to ride. 
More questions...
What's your favorite kind of candy?
I'm actually not really one for sweets. My extra pounds are due more from eating big meals than eating, say, dessert or something. So if you wanted to give me a sweet I'd enjoy, I love cookies. Peanut butter, or chocolate chip, or white chocolate chip in chocolate cookie.
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Pink. Or a royal blue. Or hot blood red.
Do you like green M&Ms?
Do those exist? Is that a trick question? Are you testing me? What's my heart rate now? I like all M&Ms. Especially peanut.
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Colgate, but if I could, I've spring for something more concentrated and effective.
Can a babysit your future kids?
Sure, I'll clear it with Brad, and you can babysit little Audrey Pitt whenever you want.
Although actually when I just read that, this was my exchange with Rath on AIM:
Tiff (7:53:42 PM): Dude, me with kids. Pwahahahaha!!!!!!
Tiff (7:53:45 PM): what a HORRIFYING thought.
Tiff (7:53:52 PM): they should call social services just to collect all my eggs.
Rath (7:53:54 PM): see what it did to me???????????
Rath (7:53:56 PM): HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Tiff (7:53:56 PM): as a preventative measure.
More questions...
What's your favorite kind of candy?
I'm actually not really one for sweets. My extra pounds are due more from eating big meals than eating, say, dessert or something. So if you wanted to give me a sweet I'd enjoy, I love cookies. Peanut butter, or chocolate chip, or white chocolate chip in chocolate cookie.
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Pink. Or a royal blue. Or hot blood red.
Do you like green M&Ms?
Do those exist? Is that a trick question? Are you testing me? What's my heart rate now? I like all M&Ms. Especially peanut.
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Colgate, but if I could, I've spring for something more concentrated and effective.
Can a babysit your future kids?
Sure, I'll clear it with Brad, and you can babysit little Audrey Pitt whenever you want.
Although actually when I just read that, this was my exchange with Rath on AIM:
Tiff (7:53:42 PM): Dude, me with kids. Pwahahahaha!!!!!!
Tiff (7:53:45 PM): what a HORRIFYING thought.
Tiff (7:53:52 PM): they should call social services just to collect all my eggs.
Rath (7:53:54 PM): see what it did to me???????????
Rath (7:53:56 PM): HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Tiff (7:53:56 PM): as a preventative measure.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2236
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:03pm
Tiff, you need Mentadent. Every other toothpaste tastes like candy to me in comparison.
#2237
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:04pm
OH MY GOD THAT WAS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION!!!!!
*sues Tiff*
*sues Tiff*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2238
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:04pm
Mmm...I'll look into Mentadent! I find Colgate is just meh. And Sensodyn doesn't do anything.
BTW, I'm having trouble opening a reply screen to reply to your PM.
BTW, I'm having trouble opening a reply screen to reply to your PM.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2240
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:10pm
Atleast it isn't pictures, Rath!
*sighs in relief* I my utter dismay, I won't grow up and become Tiff.
*sighs in relief* I my utter dismay, I won't grow up and become Tiff.
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:10 PM
#2241
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:11pm
Oh my! Is that why everyone's being so nice to me?
*backs away slowly*
This is all with ulterior motives?
*eyes fill up with tears*
Bitches!
*backs away slowly*
This is all with ulterior motives?
*eyes fill up with tears*
Bitches!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2242
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:12pm
*passes Tiff Kleenex*
I don't have an ulterior motive, Tiff...it's THE REST OF THEM I'd watch out for...
I don't have an ulterior motive, Tiff...it's THE REST OF THEM I'd watch out for...
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#2243
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:13pm
Tiff, we've gone over this already, stating the obvious doesn't make you keeeewl.
Actually the truth is Tiff, you're more facinating than US History HW...and the lady from Skidmore that would not shut up...
Actually the truth is Tiff, you're more facinating than US History HW...and the lady from Skidmore that would not shut up...
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:13 PM
#2244
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:15pm
Your Fatness- what art do you have on your walls? (besides the spaghetti sauce stains of course).
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#2245
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:17pm
At least I'm not being nice!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2247
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:20pm
There's the projectile vomit stains after I binge ate on the mac and cheese...very Pollack-esque.
Hmm...I've got a collage of photos from my travels. A print of Rodin's The Thinker, Chagall's "I and the Thinker" and "The Violinist" and a smaller print of Da Vinci's "Virgin of the Rocks".
Hmm...I've got a collage of photos from my travels. A print of Rodin's The Thinker, Chagall's "I and the Thinker" and "The Violinist" and a smaller print of Da Vinci's "Virgin of the Rocks".
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2248
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:20pm
Hey now, I'm asking a serious question here! Answer, please!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#2249
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:21pm
*opens wide*
*sprays Pam in*
Mmm...breath-freshener.
I smell a COOTTs coming on!
*sprays Pam in*
Mmm...breath-freshener.
I smell a COOTTs coming on!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2250
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:22pm
Jane, your av...the hell?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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