Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part I) - papalovesmambo- Page 91

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:23pm

No, the individual needs something industrial strength...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:25pm

It looks like two upright turds. The hell?

Undi, how rude! She's RIGHT HERE! Pardon her, Rath. (But you do smell.)

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:25pm

Are those Madonna's old boobs Jane?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:26pm

That's you, Tiff.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:28pm

At least I can always blame it on the cats.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:31pm

If only my boobs extended that far north.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:32pm

(actually laughing out loud) THAT IS ONE OF MY PAINTINGS, you fat bunch of turd collectors!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:33pm

*runs*

[BSoBW3]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:33pm

And now presenting the world premiere of Under the Fat!

Under the Fat
Dedicated to Di2

Rath, listen to me - The skinny world, it's a mess! Life under the fat is better than anything they got up there!

The donuts are always creamier
In somebody else’s bin
You dream about eating up them
So you will not be thin
But look at the store around you
Where so many flavors are
Such wonderful sweets surround you
What more are you looking for?

Under the fat
Under the fat
Rathy, it’s peachy
Down where it’s beefy
And that is that
At Jenny Craig they all take a pill
Then they go run on the treadmill
While we are devotin’
Full time to bloatin’
Under the fat

Down here the obese is normal
Eating all the buttered rolls
Up there the obese ain’t normal
They made fun of for their rolls
But when they are stuck in a cave
The skinny always choose fickly
When everyone gets hungry
The fat’re eaten cannibalistically!

Under the fat
Under the fat
Where eggs are beaten
Fried then they’re eaten
Right off the bat

We who Hershey’s markets to
In public no one forgets you
You’ve got no trouble
When you’re sized double

Under the fat
Under the fat
And we eat the sweets here
Don’t give us no beets here – they are healthy
Even Yokozuna and Bruce Vilanch
Would really swoon at a cow ranch
Don’t start to doubt how
Stout you can be now
Under the fat

Your short – eat the tort
That guy likes the pie
The clownies eat brownies
And that’s the dessert
The moyel drinks oil
“Only mayonnaise,” Big Don says
That chump gets plump on the chips
Buddha ate Gouda
The dyke eats the pike
And Drake loves his steak
Sausage patties for Patty
All the calories
Put all us at ease
And oh, breakfast at McDonald’s!

Under the fat
Under the fat
When Krispy Kreme feel like a dream
You know where it’s at
In Hollywood, they’re all bulemic!
Here people are slow, not at all hectic

Each butterball here
Has a great ball here
Under the fat
Each jelly-belly
Lives at the deli
Under the fat

Each corpulent cow here
Settles for dog chow here
That's why it's fatter
Eating cake batter
Ya, we eat enough here
Stuffing our stuff here
Under the fat

Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:33 PM

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:34pm

You can't run, you bison.

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:35pm

The fact that you took time to do that...

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:35pm

Jane - I am sure it was the wrong perspective not being captured on my under par computer monitor.

BSO -

Even if Rath is not afraid, I am!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:35pm

Actually, this painting is in beautiful color, I photographed it in sepia for fun.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:37pm

Turd-painter is calling me a bison.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:39pm

It's like Stonehenge, if God's giant horses took a SH*T all over and it stayed that way.

Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:39 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:39pm

StoneHENGE, you barbarian.

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:40pm

Tiff's ancestors made it happen.

Disney songs on BWW Idol! Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:40 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:42pm

Fee-fi-fo-fum! Thank God for that imodium!


*shutter goes off*

And that's that.

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:44pm

Ewwww...spare us the details.
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:44 PM

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:46pm

Stop eating so many turds you all. What this painting is is the actual front lawn of a house in Florida. I didn't make it up, but I was interested in the bullet-like shapes of the bushes. The original photo was part of a solo b&w show I had in Soho. Yes, I took the time to paint it because I'm an artist, and a retired art teacher. If my computer would let me type, I'd do more explaining. Later

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:46pm

Dude. That so sailed over your head, Marlene.

Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:46 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:48pm

Turds on the their front lawn? Their neighbors must be pissed.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:49pm

Hey now, Rath cares about the shape of the bush as well, but even she wouldn't tap THAT.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:49pm

So I guess Tiff won't answer the one question I asked her on her day. she sucks.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:50pm

Duh, Jane.

Are you new?