#2251
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:23pm
No, the individual needs something industrial strength...
Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part I) - papalovesmambo — Page 91
#2252
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:25pm
It looks like two upright turds. The hell?
Undi, how rude! She's RIGHT HERE! Pardon her, Rath. (But you do smell.)
Undi, how rude! She's RIGHT HERE! Pardon her, Rath. (But you do smell.)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2254
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:26pm
That's you, Tiff.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2256
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:31pm
If only my boobs extended that far north.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2257
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:32pm
(actually laughing out loud) THAT IS ONE OF MY PAINTINGS, you fat bunch of turd collectors!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#2258
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:33pm
*runs*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2259
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:33pm
And now presenting the world premiere of Under the Fat!
Under the Fat
Dedicated to Di2
Rath, listen to me - The skinny world, it's a mess! Life under the fat is better than anything they got up there!
The donuts are always creamier
In somebody else’s bin
You dream about eating up them
So you will not be thin
But look at the store around you
Where so many flavors are
Such wonderful sweets surround you
What more are you looking for?
Under the fat
Under the fat
Rathy, it’s peachy
Down where it’s beefy
And that is that
At Jenny Craig they all take a pill
Then they go run on the treadmill
While we are devotin’
Full time to bloatin’
Under the fat
Down here the obese is normal
Eating all the buttered rolls
Up there the obese ain’t normal
They made fun of for their rolls
But when they are stuck in a cave
The skinny always choose fickly
When everyone gets hungry
The fat’re eaten cannibalistically!
Under the fat
Under the fat
Where eggs are beaten
Fried then they’re eaten
Right off the bat
We who Hershey’s markets to
In public no one forgets you
You’ve got no trouble
When you’re sized double
Under the fat
Under the fat
And we eat the sweets here
Don’t give us no beets here – they are healthy
Even Yokozuna and Bruce Vilanch
Would really swoon at a cow ranch
Don’t start to doubt how
Stout you can be now
Under the fat
Your short – eat the tort
That guy likes the pie
The clownies eat brownies
And that’s the dessert
The moyel drinks oil
“Only mayonnaise,” Big Don says
That chump gets plump on the chips
Buddha ate Gouda
The dyke eats the pike
And Drake loves his steak
Sausage patties for Patty
All the calories
Put all us at ease
And oh, breakfast at McDonald’s!
Under the fat
Under the fat
When Krispy Kreme feel like a dream
You know where it’s at
In Hollywood, they’re all bulemic!
Here people are slow, not at all hectic
Each butterball here
Has a great ball here
Under the fat
Each jelly-belly
Lives at the deli
Under the fat
Each corpulent cow here
Settles for dog chow here
That's why it's fatter
Eating cake batter
Ya, we eat enough here
Stuffing our stuff here
Under the fat
Under the Fat
Dedicated to Di2
Rath, listen to me - The skinny world, it's a mess! Life under the fat is better than anything they got up there!
The donuts are always creamier
In somebody else’s bin
You dream about eating up them
So you will not be thin
But look at the store around you
Where so many flavors are
Such wonderful sweets surround you
What more are you looking for?
Under the fat
Under the fat
Rathy, it’s peachy
Down where it’s beefy
And that is that
At Jenny Craig they all take a pill
Then they go run on the treadmill
While we are devotin’
Full time to bloatin’
Under the fat
Down here the obese is normal
Eating all the buttered rolls
Up there the obese ain’t normal
They made fun of for their rolls
But when they are stuck in a cave
The skinny always choose fickly
When everyone gets hungry
The fat’re eaten cannibalistically!
Under the fat
Under the fat
Where eggs are beaten
Fried then they’re eaten
Right off the bat
We who Hershey’s markets to
In public no one forgets you
You’ve got no trouble
When you’re sized double
Under the fat
Under the fat
And we eat the sweets here
Don’t give us no beets here – they are healthy
Even Yokozuna and Bruce Vilanch
Would really swoon at a cow ranch
Don’t start to doubt how
Stout you can be now
Under the fat
Your short – eat the tort
That guy likes the pie
The clownies eat brownies
And that’s the dessert
The moyel drinks oil
“Only mayonnaise,” Big Don says
That chump gets plump on the chips
Buddha ate Gouda
The dyke eats the pike
And Drake loves his steak
Sausage patties for Patty
All the calories
Put all us at ease
And oh, breakfast at McDonald’s!
Under the fat
Under the fat
When Krispy Kreme feel like a dream
You know where it’s at
In Hollywood, they’re all bulemic!
Here people are slow, not at all hectic
Each butterball here
Has a great ball here
Under the fat
Each jelly-belly
Lives at the deli
Under the fat
Each corpulent cow here
Settles for dog chow here
That's why it's fatter
Eating cake batter
Ya, we eat enough here
Stuffing our stuff here
Under the fat
The smallest stream is a valent river. It will drown me if it can.
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:33 PM
#2260
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:34pm
You can't run, you bison.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#2262
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:35pm
Jane - I am sure it was the wrong perspective not being captured on my under par computer monitor.
BSO -
Even if Rath is not afraid, I am!
BSO -
Even if Rath is not afraid, I am!
#2263
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:35pm
Actually, this painting is in beautiful color, I photographed it in sepia for fun.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#2264
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:37pm
Turd-painter is calling me a bison.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2265
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:39pm
It's like Stonehenge, if God's giant horses took a SH*T all over and it stayed that way.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:39 PM
#2266
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:39pm
StoneHENGE, you barbarian.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2267
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:40pm
Tiff's ancestors made it happen.
Disney songs on BWW Idol!
Disney songs on BWW Idol!
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:40 PM
#2268
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:42pm
Fee-fi-fo-fum! Thank God for that imodium!
*shutter goes off*
And that's that.
*shutter goes off*
And that's that.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2269
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:44pm
Ewwww...spare us the details.
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:44 PM
#2270
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:46pm
Stop eating so many turds you all. What this painting is is the actual front lawn of a house in Florida. I didn't make it up, but I was interested in the bullet-like shapes of the bushes. The original photo was part of a solo b&w show I had in Soho. Yes, I took the time to paint it because I'm an artist, and a retired art teacher. If my computer would let me type, I'd do more explaining. Later
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#2271
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:46pm
Dude. That so sailed over your head, Marlene.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 1/29/06 at 11:46 PM
#2272
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:48pm
Turds on the their front lawn? Their neighbors must be pissed.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2273
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:49pm
Hey now, Rath cares about the shape of the bush as well, but even she wouldn't tap THAT.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2274
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:49pm
So I guess Tiff won't answer the one question I asked her on her day. she sucks.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#2275
Posted: 1/29/06 at 11:50pm
Duh, Jane.
Are you new?
Are you new?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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