Michael Jackson Jokes

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 1/30/04 at 9:03pm

Here are some good ones;

1. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen ?
A: Got 2 fives for a ten ?
2. Why did Michael Jackson rush to K Mart ?
A: He heard boys pants were half off.
3. Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the boyscouts?
A: He was up to 2 packs a day.
4. What is Michael Jackson's favorite college?
A: Brigham Young
5. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz 2 Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Updated On: 1/30/04 at 09:03 PM

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 1/30/04 at 9:13pm

I've been waiting for Spalding Grey jokes.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 1/30/04 at 9:43pm

Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag.

A: One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children... the other carries groceries.

[RobbO]

Posted: 1/31/04 at 2:17pm

how do you know when it's bedtime in neverland?

when the big hand touches the little hand.

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what is michael jackson's idea of the perfect "10" ?

two 5-year-olds.

Posted: 1/31/04 at 3:23pm

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? She's going to do all the handicapping and he's going to ride all of the three year olds.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr.... you know in a few years
they'll probably change his name to The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby.

Who's Michael Jackson's favourite poet?
Emily Dickinson.

[Hello Gorgeous]

Posted: 1/31/04 at 4:00pm

Q.How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A.Through a catalouge (sp?)