Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance.- Page 6

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/28/13 at 8:56am

Say what you want about Miley but she very influential. Here noted actor ALEC BALDWIN does his Miley Twerk

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/28/13 at 9:31am

I'd amend it to "Look, I made a twat! Where there never was a twat!"

You bested me there

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/28/13 at 9:39am

I like how you neatly avoided saying "topped."

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/28/13 at 1:22pm

Gotcha!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/26/will-smith-miley-cyrus_n_3816238.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 2:36pm

This says exactly what I've been thinking about this faux controversy, only with a great deal more wit than I could.
blurred lines indeed

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 2:49pm

I think Dennis Miller had the best take. was it shocking? no, was it groundbreaking? no. it was just boring and expected.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 3:34pm

Finally, a deeper reading of the symbolism of the performance...
... as long as this topic is still distracting us from Syria ...

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 3:41pm

No doubt if you've watched the video you couldn't help but notice Miley's almost impulsive and lazy use of a stuck-out tongue like she was some kind of serpent with brain damage.

That is brilliant.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 3:48pm

Yeah, the tongue thing just ain't working, for me anyway.

I actually love the song. The video, too. But that performance was just a mess. And mostly about the tongue.


Updated On: 8/29/13 at 03:48 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 3:53pm

No no no, apparently it was about her daddy. And isn't everything?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 4:12pm

I grew up in Nashville and can still remember when everything was all about her daddy. And his hair.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 4:30pm

And did everybody walk around with their tongues stuck out the sides of their mouths?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 4:34pm

i have multiples suggestions about what she could do with that sensational tongue.

also, my name would seem to lend itself perfectly to her other...uh...issues...

Updated On: 8/29/13 at 04:34 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 4:35pm

Pinkberry?

[daisybeetle]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 5:24pm

If she had some cool dance moves, or an exceptional singing voice it would be different... but you don't look at this performance and say "Wow, this girl has talent!"

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 9:04pm

She outsang Robin Thicke, and didn't make it look hard. The dude may have just usurped his father as the biggest drip alive.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 9:17pm

What do you know of his father's drip? How big is it?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 9:32pm

Something something his penis is now having growing pains joke something something something

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 9:43pm

Blah blah boner blah

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 9/1/13 at 4:10pm

** While everyone is ranting and raving about Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke’s best impression of LeeLoo and Beetlejuice doing softcore porn, we should really be asking ourselves as a society how we’ve let such incredibly bad music seep into our homes.

Why do your children listen to knock-offs of Marvin Gaye? Why don’t they just listen to Marvin Gaye? Don’t you have Marvin Gaye records lying around, for crying out loud? Marvin Gaye sang about sex, but in a sexy way. Not in a rapey way. For example: while Marvin Gaye sings lines such as “You can love me when you want to, babe // This is such a groovy party, baby” in “Got to Give It Up”, a song that Thicke acknowledged being inspired by and preemptively sued the Gaye family re: copyright infringement allegations , Thicke sings “You the hottest bitch in the place“. Since this is a blog post about ****ty taste in music and not about feminism, I will ignore the fact that this is an incredibly offensive lyric and zero in on the fact that “you the hottest bitch in the place” is just plain ol’ incorrect English. Instead of worrying about your children watching scantily clad women being dry humped by men who could be their father, you should be more concerned about your children dropping verbs from their sentences. **


I Love This

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/1/13 at 10:23pm