Sorry, but I am not bi or gay. I can feel it in my heart. I tried saying out loud "I am gay" but it didn't feel right. I don't have sexual desire for men, but plenty for women.
But...if someone wants to convert me, I have a few bills and student loans that have to be paid off...

(That would make me a gay ho?)
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle