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#351

Modern Family

Posted: 3/2/12 at 5:17pm

^eerie that it aired the same day Davy Jones passed away.

"It's like poop married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose."
"You paint with words."

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#352

Modern Family

Posted: 3/2/12 at 7:36pm

Ha! I totally missed the Monkees joke at the time. I laughed anyway, but just because I thought it was funny that they had to explain that they were monkeys. It's so much better now! Thanks TheatreDiva!

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#353

Modern Family

Posted: 3/2/12 at 8:35pm

I still enjoy this show, but more and more the kids annoy the Hell out of me Alex and Manny especially. It seems that the more emphasis is placed on them, the more I'm conscious of bad child acting (it probably doesn't help that each comes off as so obnoxious and big headed on talk show appearances).

*feels bad for picking on child actors*

#354

Modern Family

Posted: 3/2/12 at 11:41pm

"And from the bottom of my heart, I'm scared."

#355

Modern Family

Posted: 3/3/12 at 7:50am

"...kids annoy the Hell out of me Alex and Manny especially"

Interesting, because I feel just the opposite. Early on, I think both those characters came very close to being those wise-beyonds-their-years precocious TV kids that we all hate, but over the three seasons they've become much more real.

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#356

Modern Family

Posted: 4/12/12 at 11:11pm

"You dated a Dotty after a Didi?"

#357

Modern Family

Posted: 4/14/12 at 9:49am

TheatreDiva: I posted the "Hey. Hey. We're the Monkeys" joke the day it aired. (But yeah...it's still hilarious, whether it aired on the day Davy died or not. It wasn't planned.)


The "Dottie after a Didi" joke had me laughing out loud, mainly because Gloria actually understood it was funny too, despite all of her "trouble" with English and words/puns/idiomatics that sound the same.

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Updated On: 4/14/12 at 09:49 AM

#358

Modern Family

Posted: 4/14/12 at 10:13am

Did you want a ribbon?

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#359

Modern Family

Posted: 4/14/12 at 10:20am

Lol. No. The fact that you responded is amusing enough for me. :)

Have a happy day!

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had the practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." --Alice in Wonderland

#360

Modern Family

Posted: 4/14/12 at 11:24am

I owe you a cookie.

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#361

Modern Family

Posted: 4/16/12 at 12:02pm

Haha, that sounds loverly. Chocolate chip?

(Try not to poison it, I didn't mean anything by it... :) )

Cheers (with cookies)!

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had the practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." --Alice in Wonderland

#362

Modern Family

Posted: 4/25/12 at 11:26am

I enjoyed last week's episode especially the moments with Alex and Phil. Also, Julie Bowen and Ty Burell will be hosting the Billboard Music Awards.


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#363

Modern Family

Posted: 5/4/12 at 10:55pm

"Come on, we need to get THIS up to Pebble Beach!"

#364

Modern Family

Posted: 5/4/12 at 11:24pm

"Also, Julie Bowen and Ty Burell will be hosting the Billboard Music Awards."

Because that makes so much sense.

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#365

Modern Family

Posted: 5/5/12 at 8:49am

Best line of last week's episode...

"We should have used Helvetica. It better represents the urgency of our situation."

#366

Modern Family

Posted: 5/14/12 at 10:36pm

"Claire's biggest fear is meeting the evil queen. My biggest fear is that I was married to her."

#367

Modern Family

Posted: 5/14/12 at 11:11pm

"Cam, where are you? It's 'Toontown', not 'Toonton'. You watch too much PBS."

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#368

Modern Family

Posted: 5/23/12 at 9:30pm

Tonight's season finale was absolutely brilliant. Possibly the best episode of the entire series. Absolutely hilarious one minute, then deeply touching (to the point that my eyes welled up) the next.

No show on television right now even comes close to this one.

#369

Modern Family

Posted: 5/23/12 at 9:37pm

Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant.

(and, "stubble" had me laughing out loud!)

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#370

Modern Family

Posted: 5/23/12 at 10:28pm

"It's double breasted."
"Good. So am I."

#371

Modern Family

Posted: 5/23/12 at 10:32pm

"Say cheese! OK, now one with flash."

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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#372

Modern Family

Posted: 5/24/12 at 2:51am

Yeah, agreed. Loved this episode. The life lessons can be a little heavy handed on this show, but this episode had a nice, unforced touch.

#373

Modern Family

Posted: 5/24/12 at 9:55am

Gloria: "Drive straighter!"
Cam: "Oh are my pinkies out again? They do that sometimes. Down girls!"

after flash and stubble that was one of my favorites.

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#374

Modern Family

Posted: 5/24/12 at 10:20am

Glad I am not the only one who fell head over heels for last night's episode. Luke's gasp "You're making sex?" and "One more with flash" made me laugh out loud. Glad D-Money is back. I look forward to his & Phil's interaction.

#375

Modern Family

Posted: 5/24/12 at 11:02am

I also loved...

"Don't worry, I'm making t-shirts now. They're going to be huge! Oh, we'll have small and medium, too."