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#301

Modern Family

The Gift of the Vagi.
#302

Modern Family

Jordan, that cracked me up too.
KFTC!!!!!
#303

Modern Family

I enjoyed last night's episode (I always do), but I thought it was reeeeallly jokey. Like, bah-dum-BUM jokes.

Still funny, though.
#304

Modern Family

LOVED that Phil made a buddy, it was really sweet. Honey, the guy in the trees cool!" was great.
#305

Modern Family

"Who doesn't like the Coconut."

Leslie Mann was also a great guesat star.

Updated On: 11/7/11 at 11:35 PM

#306

Modern Family

My favorite was:

Haley: did't my third grade teacher say I have ADD?
Claire: no she said you couldn't A-D-D because she also knew you couldn't S-P-E-L-L
Haley: wait you're going too fast -- oh.

and Haley: dear college, cheese makes me gassy
Claire: you're not really starting your essay with "dear college" are you?
"I've never encountered such religiously, you know, loyal fans as Broadway musical theater fans. It's amazing." --Allison Janney
#307

Modern Family

I thought the final scene with Cam and the woman was fantastic! Also loved seeing Jennifer Tilly.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#308

Modern Family

iflip, I thought the "dear college" thing was funny too.
KFTC!!!!!
#309

Modern Family

"You have your fans and I have mine. Someday your fans will be working for mine."

Another HILLARIOUS episode.
#310

Modern Family

"I hope you like taxes"
#311

Modern Family

"In my country it is considered very, very bad luck when your house burns down."

Tonight's was my favorite episode of the third season. It was a perfectly constructed State of the Family. I loved the jump cuts to snips shot on location in the dude ranch, like a reality show would do.
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#312

Modern Family

I loved this episode!!! I was laughing so hard!

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#313

Modern Family

Poor Alex falling out of the big rig was so funny!
#314

Modern Family

Every episode of this show is consistently funny. This is without question the funniest show on TV right now.

"Disrobe and place this over your buttocks."
#315

Modern Family

"Just three more seconds girls, and you would've gotten away with it."

I also liked Josh Gad as a guest-star.
#316

Modern Family

Tonight's episode was outstanding.

This is the only show that can have me roaring with laughter, but then feeling oddly sentimental a moment later.

#317

Modern Family

"At least we have a guradian angelllll, AAAAAAAHHHHHH A SPIDER!!!"
#318

Modern Family

I loved how "El Diablo" ie the dog butler made an appearance.
"I've never encountered such religiously, you know, loyal fans as Broadway musical theater fans. It's amazing." --Allison Janney
#319

Modern Family

I met Josh Gad yesterday. I really wanted to open with, "What instrument does Yo-Yo Ma play?... CELLO!" But I chickened out and went with a standard, "Hello, it's nice to meet you."

I did later tell him that I loved his guest spot on Modern Family. He said he had a great time filming it. Because of his Book of Mormon schedule it was tough to fit it in. I believe he said that he flew out to LA on a Monday morning, filmed on Monday, flew back to NYC on Tuesday, and did his show that night.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#320

Modern Family

"No, he makes it more fun because he was in a real war! He says cool things like, 'See you in hell, Klaus!' Ha ha, I don't even know what that means!"

The show returned in great form!! Love Ben Bratt in his guest appearances.


BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#321

Modern Family

Love Benjamin Bratt! Yummy!
KFTC!!!!!
#322

Modern Family

"Javier, the body is not even cold yet."
#323

Modern Family

"Give up, you all are just competing for second."

"There's something wrong with that one."



Updated On: 1/12/12 at 11:06 PM

#324

Modern Family

"Claire is like the son my dad always wanted. He just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard, I did once but he did not attend."


Maybe the best line ever written on that show.
#325

Modern Family

I loved the ball line. So subtle. Fantastic.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

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