"I must know... Does a karaoke/instrumental track of "The Things I Will Not Miss" exist? Saxon Black and Gwen Kennedy MUST sing this when she returns from NYC."
Not sure, JSwanson, but I believe the Pioneer laser disc release contained a music-only track of the entire film. If you can get your hands on it (and someone with a laser disc player), you might be able to obtain it that way. Not the easiest route, I admit. It's long out of print and doesn't sell cheaply.
And CarlosAlberto---to answer your question, the fertility dance was cut because it got laughs in previews. So they took it out.
Although I wonder how true this is, considering how much they left IN that still gets laughs. If they followed that philosophy throughout the preview process, it would likely have had a running time of 25 minutes.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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