The King from Burger King is incredibly frightening. The stuff of nightmares.
I don't think they're on anymore, but the freakishly happy guy from the Enzyte ads was just wrong.
Olive Garden commercials are usually pretty painful, with all the people who are SO HAPPY to be there and say something that is SO FUNNY that they all laugh in in incredibly fake way.
'"Contrairiwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."'
~Lewis Carroll