Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time — Page 2

Noises Off

"He's in the garden, and it's a Maaaaa...."

As Nicolette trips over the couch.

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Don't judge, but I still laugh at Zoolander and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

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when Dory speaks whale in Finding Nemo

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My two favorite parts of Zoolander:

"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness... is the essence of beauty..."

and

"There in the computer? It's so simple..."

When the baby-sitter, Clarisse, says her one line: "Jonah?" in SLEEPLESS IN SEATLE

The face Ferris' sister makes after she kicks the principle when he breaks into thier house before she runs off in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF

Stateroom Scene - Night @ The Opera
Tutsi Fruitsy Ice Cream - Day @ the Races

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These are all scenes in "Napoleon Dynamite:"
-when Napoleon feeds Tina
-when Kip is demonstrating the strength of his Tupperware by driving over it only to have it shatter, and then he just drives away
-when he gives Trisha his hideous drawing of her so she'll go to the dance with him
-when Napoleon asks for a "Vote For Summer" button and throws it down the hall
-Napoleon's dance at the end
-when he says "I caught you a delicious bass"
-the wedding scene after the credits

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All the Austin Powers movies *the second one was the best though*
Miss. Congeniality *hysterical!*
Father of the Bride Part 2 *heh, one of my favorites*

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-Napoleon Dynamite's Current Event: "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."
-In Clue when Mr. Green says "I hate it when he does that!" and Mrs. White makes that strange screaming noise.
-Mean Girls. (When Damien is in the Girl's Bathroom)
Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damien: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
-Shaun of the Dead.
Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you c*nts... a drink?
Too many others to name......

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1) To Wong Foo - most of the scenes
2) The Other Sister - when Carla and her mother have the "sex talk"
3) Beetlejuice - When Beetlejuice, at the end, says "Hey look, its the king" and steals the headshrinkers number.
4) Nightmare on Elm Street - At the end, when the mother is standing at the front door waving, and Freddy's hand reaches through, grabs her, and she gets pulled in.
5) (Not a movie) But during the Real World/Road Rules Inferno season, Coral (one of hte players) did the most HILARIOUS dance after winning an Aztec Lifesaver. Never laughed so hard...

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Totally agree with Parker Posey and the Busy Bee in "Best in Show." But the one that really gets me is the scene in "A Mighty Wind," with Bob Balaban and Michael Hitchcock on the stage before the show, where Balaban goes off on the riff about the banjo not looking three-dimensional, and arguing about the "furniture" ("It's not furniture, it's a set.")... The punchline to that scene makes me laugh out loud every time.

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My cousin Vinny, whether edited on TV or unedited in my VCR kills me everytime "imagine your a deer..." I laugh just thinking about it.
others include:
Zoolander
Mean Girls
Austin Powers movies
Young Frankenstein
Any of the old horror movies where all the monsters are pathetically fake
Bring It On
Legally Blonde 1+2
The Princess Diaries 1+2
and Finding Nemo for sure!

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I agree with Feodor Sverdlov as to any scene in "It's a Gift." In my opinion, it's the funniest movie ever--and it's over 70 years old.