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Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
#25re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 3:22pm
Noises Off
"He's in the garden, and it's a Maaaaa...."
As Nicolette trips over the couch.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#26re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 3:24pm6 words..."fat guy in a little coat!"
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
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Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#27re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 3:25pmDon't judge, but I still laugh at Zoolander and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#28re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:14pm
For me, Will Ferrell totally stals Zoolander.
"That Hansel, he's so hot right now!"
#29re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:36pmwhen Dory speaks whale in Finding Nemo
::bust a move::
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#30re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:37pm
Totally.
"I feel like I'm taking CRAZY PILLS here!!"
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#31re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:05pm
My two favorite parts of Zoolander:
"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness... is the essence of beauty..."
and
"There in the computer? It's so simple..."
#32re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:13pm
Too many to point out, but anything Madeline Kahn did in "What's Up Doc".
Big Business with Bette Midler
Scenes from Airplane
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
maybethistime
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/3/04
#33re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:28pm
When the baby-sitter, Clarisse, says her one line: "Jonah?" in SLEEPLESS IN SEATLE
The face Ferris' sister makes after she kicks the principle when he breaks into thier house before she runs off in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#34re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:34pm
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
The Producers
Duck Soup
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
The Palm Beach Story
Bringing Up Baby
Cobra Woman (with the GREAT Maria Montez -- "I Haff Spoken!")
His Girl Friday
The non-sappy parts of The Women
Auntie Mame
The Philadelphia Story
The Importance of Being Earnest (1952)
Bullets Over Broadway (all of Dianne Wiest's scenes)
Caged
The Satan/Saddam scenes in South Park: BBU
Joan Cusack's crack up at the end of "In & Out"
Rita Moreno as Googie Gomez in The Ritz
Bert Lahr in The Wizard of Oz
Johnny Guitar
Mommie Dearest
The barbershop scenes in Coming To America
The Ref
Jackie's Back!
The first half of Boys in the Band
Anything Edith Massey did in any John Waters film
Maggie Smith in California Suite
Judy Holliday in Born Yesterday
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#35re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:59pm
Stateroom Scene - Night @ The Opera
Tutsi Fruitsy Ice Cream - Day @ the Races
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Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#36re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:06pmThe scene in BROADWAY DANNY ROSE where they gangsters chase Woody and Mia into the warehouse where the Macy's parade balloons are stored, and they fire off their guns, causing a helium leak which makes everyone's voices high.
#37re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:12pm
These are all scenes in "Napoleon Dynamite:"
-when Napoleon feeds Tina
-when Kip is demonstrating the strength of his Tupperware by driving over it only to have it shatter, and then he just drives away
-when he gives Trisha his hideous drawing of her so she'll go to the dance with him
-when Napoleon asks for a "Vote For Summer" button and throws it down the hall
-Napoleon's dance at the end
-when he says "I caught you a delicious bass"
-the wedding scene after the credits
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FabalaCohen
Broadway Star Joined: 10/30/04
#38re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:29pm
I almost forgot-
Jack Black in High Fidelity, and John Cusack's fantasy fight sequence with Tim Robbins from the same film.
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)
#39re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:41pm
All the Austin Powers movies *the second one was the best though*
Miss. Congeniality *hysterical!*
Father of the Bride Part 2 *heh, one of my favorites*
A most ingenious paradox.
#40re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:08pmall of high fidelity and school of rock as well. Oh and the scene in spinal tap where they discuss there past members and how they died. He spontaneouslly combusted, he died in a mysterious gardening accident etc. Also in clue when the butler is asked "what do you do?" "i buttle!" Oh and in slc punk heoin bob being afraid of needles and drugs. THis is fun!
"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell
plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!
Updated On: 2/2/05 at 07:08 PM
#41re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:15pm
-Napoleon Dynamite's Current Event: "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."
-In Clue when Mr. Green says "I hate it when he does that!" and Mrs. White makes that strange screaming noise.
-Mean Girls. (When Damien is in the Girl's Bathroom)
Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damien: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
-Shaun of the Dead.
Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you c*nts... a drink?
Too many others to name......
Edith 'Little Edie' Bouvier Beale: Do you think my costume looked all right for Brooks? I think he was a little amazed.
#42re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:16pm
Rose_MacShane i love that movie!!! i laughed just reading your list!!!!
all the scenes with Dory in Finding Nemo(my favorite has to be when she starts running away from Marlin in the beginning)
in Monty Python and the Holy Grail when they get in the conversation about where they found the coconut
(also from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)when the guy gives this whole speach about not going past the number three when they are trying to kill the bunny and he says "one...two...five!!" then his assistant says "three sir"
haha i love that movie
"Where are we headed?
Judy- "Over the god-damn rainbow"- Boy from Oz
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Broadway Star Joined: 5/20/03
#43re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:30pm
1) To Wong Foo - most of the scenes
2) The Other Sister - when Carla and her mother have the "sex talk"
3) Beetlejuice - When Beetlejuice, at the end, says "Hey look, its the king" and steals the headshrinkers number.
4) Nightmare on Elm Street - At the end, when the mother is standing at the front door waving, and Freddy's hand reaches through, grabs her, and she gets pulled in.
5) (Not a movie) But during the Real World/Road Rules Inferno season, Coral (one of hte players) did the most HILARIOUS dance after winning an Aztec Lifesaver. Never laughed so hard...
I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!
BroadwayBaby21
Broadway Star Joined: 8/20/04
#44re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 8:01pm
Liar Liar - the pen scene, the bathroom scene, and well... basically the entire movie. Never gets old
Spaceballs - basically the entire movie
-If you don't like your fate, change it. You are your own master.- Aida
Therese
Broadway Star Joined: 1/2/05
#45re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 10:21pm
Totally agree with Parker Posey and the Busy Bee in "Best in Show." But the one that really gets me is the scene in "A Mighty Wind," with Bob Balaban and Michael Hitchcock on the stage before the show, where Balaban goes off on the riff about the banjo not looking three-dimensional, and arguing about the "furniture" ("It's not furniture, it's a set.")... The punchline to that scene makes me laugh out loud every time. 
"In my own little corner..."
#46re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 10:25pm
Parker Posey in Party Girl:
"That's a great idea! Hey everybody! Why don't you just put the books back ANYWHERE!"
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
centerstage
Featured Actor Joined: 10/20/04
#47re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:01pm
My cousin Vinny, whether edited on TV or unedited in my VCR kills me everytime "imagine your a deer..." I laugh just thinking about it.
others include:
Zoolander
Mean Girls
Austin Powers movies
Young Frankenstein
Any of the old horror movies where all the monsters are pathetically fake
Bring It On
Legally Blonde 1+2
The Princess Diaries 1+2
and Finding Nemo for sure!
"Past the point of no return, no backward glances: our games of make-believe are at an end"
Phantom
broadwaystar2b
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/28/04
#48re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:05pm
The dead parrot/lumberjack scene in And Now For Something Completely Different
every.single.time.
never gets old
kjklo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/29/03
#49re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time
Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:15pmI agree with Feodor Sverdlov as to any scene in "It's a Gift." In my opinion, it's the funniest movie ever--and it's over 70 years old.
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