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#51

re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time

Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:24pm

The scene in "Dead Man on Campus" where Cooper takes his roommate's stethoscope and puts it down his pants, and announces "I can hear my heartbeat through my penis!" It makes me laugh everytime. I think its the residual crush I have on Mark Paul Gosalaar from his Saved by the Bell days. =)

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#52

re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time

Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:35pm

almost famous, my all time FAVORITE movie - "your aura - it's PURPLE!" "I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"

anything from zoolander "it's a DAY spa - D-A-I-Y-E!" "i can derelick my OWN balls, thank you very much"

all of the austin powers movies (no need to quote this one)

oh yes, and spaceballs, of course. the rewinding scene is hilarious.

EDIT - how could i forget ferris bueller? basically, the entire thing.

Updated On: 2/2/05 at 11:35 PM

#53

re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time

Posted: 2/3/05 at 9:45am

Margo - Edith Massey.....the egg man.....

That makes me shudder every time I think about it. I think my favorite Edith Massey moments were in Polyester.

I totally agree with In and Out and Bullets Over Broadway. Wiest also cracks me up in Hannah and Her Sisters and Parenthood.

I must also add the dinner table scenes in Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor films. Genius!

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#54

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Posted: 2/3/05 at 9:51am

The final scene in Some like it Hot, when Jack Lemmon finally comes clean and the immortal line "Well nobody's perfect!" comes out of his "boyfriend's" mouth. Still funny and cracks me up
(Who was his boyfriend in that movie?)
Not to mention Tony Curtis ending up with Marilyn Monroe.

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#55

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Posted: 2/3/05 at 9:52am

Every scene in Coming to America but my absolute favorite is the scene at Lisa's House when Darryl keeps knocking at the door and John Amos's character sics the poodle on him. HILARIOUS! No wait, the nightclub scenes, especially the part where Arsenio Hall is in Drag, "I've been watching you all night and I wanna tear you apart. And your friend too." God I love that movie!

#56

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Posted: 2/3/05 at 10:47am

Way too many to mention, but this line usually cracks me up every time from "As Good As It Gets"

"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. "

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#57

re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time

Posted: 2/3/05 at 10:49am

That reminds me...
in As good...when he does that impression of Jack and says
"How about another trip down the chute"
That kills me

#58

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Posted: 2/3/05 at 10:54am

Just about any scene from Planes, Trains and Automobiles. John Candy had to be the funniest man ever.

I would agree with an eralier that mentioned Madaline Kahn in What's Up Doc....hilarious.

Sandy Dennis in the original The Out Of Towners with her constant lament about her weak ankles. Jack lemmon was a riot in that movie also.

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#59

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Posted: 2/3/05 at 11:09am

Rita Moreno in "The Ritz"...I can watch that over and over...and she still makes me LMAO !!!!!!!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#60

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Posted: 2/3/05 at 11:18am

OMG!!! What's Up Doc!! Barbra telling Ryan "That's the stupidest thing I'ver ever heard!" Still a scream!

#61

re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time

Posted: 2/3/05 at 9:28pm

GET OVER IT! mother-fing best moving in the world. martin short (aka GOD) plays this crazy ass who directs a musical version of "midsummer nights dream" at a high school. so if you call yourself a theatre person, watch this movie. some of my favorite lines:

"felix-i've taken pisses longer than your last three relationships."
"what are you doing?
-i'm watching chester hump the rubber tree.
-is that some sort of expression?
-no, we're dogsitting for my aunt and he has some time of hormonal imbalance"
"you see, theatre guys have a reputation for being...
-gay?
-no! that's what they want you to think."

go watch this movie!!!

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#62

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Posted: 2/3/05 at 9:42pm

EVERYTHING in Napolean Dynamite!

#63

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Posted: 2/3/05 at 10:43pm

The scene in Spinal Tap where the elves dance around the tiny set piece of Stone Henge. I always have to watch it a few times.

"This is what I trained to do, and this is what I love about theater. What I love about being an actress is being able to really look into myself and understand another human being. And out my own self, to shape and form and fashion a real human being--and to present that in such a way that people see something of themselves or their own understanding in that human being." --Phylicia Rashad

#64

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Posted: 2/3/05 at 10:50pm

Ethel Merman slipping on the banana peel in "It's A Mad...World"

Phyllis Diller and Francesca fighting in Mad Monster Party

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#65

re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time

Posted: 2/4/05 at 10:49am

In Spaceballs when Rick Moranis is talking to the sound effects guy ("I'm having trouble with the radar sir") and he throws all the stuff on his desk onto the floor.

#66

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Posted: 2/4/05 at 11:01am

All Mel Brooks movies.
All Muppet Movies (and Muppet Shows, for that matter. What can I say, I like the Muppets) except for "Muppets from Space." That one wasn't as good.

So now you've met the court of 364, and if you ever wish to come...don't.

#67

re: Movie Scenes You Still Laugh At The Million-th Time

Posted: 2/4/05 at 11:29am

So many that have already been mentioned, to which I must add Peter Sellers in "The Pink Panther". ALL of his scenes break me up. The one where he leans against the spinning globe leaves me in tears from laughing so hard.

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